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Originally posted by dottewell
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.

If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU

I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
Nice one mate, I have just sent that one from my housemates phone to his estranged missus

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Originally posted by dottewell
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.

If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU

I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
i love your hot legs....they lead me to heaven.

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Originally posted by windmill
i love your hot legs....they lead me to heaven.
I love your increasing mental instability.

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Originally posted by cadwah
long enough, but I have a conflict of interests, football on telly, and some soppy meal in an expensive restuarant, sorry my mistake no conflict there! but she has breasts you could just die for
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your cans are to die for
And your arse is great too.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I love your increasing mental instability.
i love how you want me!

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gotta go, many thanks i shall post back in the morning

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Originally posted by windmill
i love how you want me!
I do want you...

to seek immediate psychiatric care.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I do want you...

to seek immediate psychiatric care.
or you could go away?

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How about: -

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take timeouts unless it's a full moon. I breed prizewinning clams. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence

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Originally posted by cadwah
Nice one mate, I have just sent that one from my housemates phone to his estranged missus
She won't be estranged much longer. What woman can resist a gay stalker who demands extreme length and stamina?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
How about: -

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Do I have to guess what you did tonight?

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Originally posted by dottewell
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.

If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU

I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
How bout this one :

You are my sweet little lamb.
Atop you I'll be gruntin'.
If you do not love me back,
I'll kick your little _ _ _ _ in!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
How about: -

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Good stuff.

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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
MEET MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND SUSAN
WE WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
How about: -

I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
very original, hey wait a minute thats my frickin profile.

Must be said that i am now not feeling too olympic, not much bobsledding being done today