Originally posted by dottewellNice one mate, I have just sent that one from my housemates phone to his estranged missus
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.
If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU
I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
Originally posted by dottewelli love your hot legs....they lead me to heaven.
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.
If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU
I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
Originally posted by cadwahRoses are red
long enough, but I have a conflict of interests, football on telly, and some soppy meal in an expensive restuarant, sorry my mistake no conflict there! but she has breasts you could just die for
Violets are blue
Your cans are to die for
And your arse is great too.
How about: -
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take timeouts unless it's a full moon. I breed prizewinning clams. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Originally posted by jimslyp69Do I have to guess what you did tonight?
How about: -
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Originally posted by dottewellHow bout this one :
To be fair, you didn't have much choice.
If I'd have seen it I would have suggested something like:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU
I love your eyes,
I love your mouth,
I love your laugh,
I love your spirit;
but most of all,
I love your dad
He's hung like a mule
And can go all night.
You are my sweet little lamb.
Atop you I'll be gruntin'.
If you do not love me back,
I'll kick your little _ _ _ _ in!
Originally posted by jimslyp69Good stuff.
How about: -
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Originally posted by jimslyp69very original, hey wait a minute thats my frickin profile.
How about: -
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. When I get bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I have performed several covert missions for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Last year I walked across Antartica on my hands. Sometimes I tread water for three days in a row. I will take ...[text shortened]... The laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't perspire. Belief is the death of intelligence
Must be said that i am now not feeling too olympic, not much bobsledding being done today