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they all live 150 miles from the city

they all drive pickup trucks

they all have an auntie called mary-lou

they all have an uncle who plays the banjo

they're all racists

they're all christians

their closest neighbours live 25 miles away

their sheriff wears a mustard coloured uniform and is overweight

all the men have beards

they all sound like j.r, even the women

they only have one bar

there is one house on top of a hill that is haunted

their step brother is a serial killer

they all know each other

they all bump into each other while at the local town

an old man called jock walton jnr runs the only gasoline station

their entire police force consist of the sheriff, his deputy and jim bob

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I can't see it from here 😛

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You left out their incest problem, and the fact that their teeth are only outrotted by the English.

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searching for the wrong-eyed jesus. what a great documentary.

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I thought the most blazingly obvious is that they are all supposed to be dumb. 😛

(whether or not I think this is true or not I shall remain neutral on 😉)

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I thought the most blazingly obvious is that they are all supposed to be dumb. 😛

(whether or not I think this is true or not I shall remain neutral on 😉)
I don't believe any of these stupid stereotypes, but I do believe there are dumb people everywhere.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I don't believe any of these stupid stereotypes, but I do believe there are dumb people everywhere.
Yes, I agree, every place has a certain amount of idiots, but calling everyone dumb is wrong, because there are smart people too. 🙂

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yes, I agree, every place has a certain amount of idiots, but calling everyone dumb is wrong, because there are smart people too. 🙂
Just take a look around the forums here 🙂

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Just take a look around the forums here 🙂
hey now, we're a natural resource!

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Originally posted by wormwood
hey now, we're a natural resource!
Does that mean we haven't to get wasted?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
they all live 150 miles from the city

they all drive pickup trucks

they all have an auntie called mary-lou

they all have an uncle who plays the banjo

they're all racists

they're all christians

their closest neighbours live 25 miles away

their sheriff wears a mustard coloured uniform and is overweight

all the men have beards

the ...[text shortened]... y gasoline station

their entire police force consist of the sheriff, his deputy and jim bob
Have you ever visited the "American South?"

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"jock walton"?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
they all live 150 miles from the city

they all drive pickup trucks

they all have an auntie called mary-lou

they all have an uncle who plays the banjo

they're all racists

they're all christians

their closest neighbours live 25 miles away

their sheriff wears a mustard coloured uniform and is overweight

all the men have beards

the ...[text shortened]... y gasoline station

their entire police force consist of the sheriff, his deputy and jim bob
When you say the American south, are you talking about Atlanta, Miami, Charlotte, Orlando, Dallas?

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Just take a look around the forums here 🙂
Yep, you are of course part of the smart crowd. 🙂

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Originally posted by kirksey957
When you say the American south, are you talking about Atlanta, Miami, Charlotte, Orlando, Dallas?
...or Montgomery, Alabama where Rosa Parks started the bus boycott, or Little Rock, Arkansas where Orval Faubas tried to prevent African American children from attending public school, because these places are now strongholds of African American culture despite your ignorant postulation that the American south is entirely racist...

BTW - that obviously referred to eatmyignorance and not Kirksey.

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