Want to get a colleague fired

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His name's not Doctor Jekyll is it? 😉

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
His name's not Doctor Jekyll is it? 😉

Lol

No, but the name I will save it because I want nobody making
connections when his name appears in the newspaper as the
body found floating in the Baltic sea.

Originally posted by Seitse
Lol

No, but the name I will save it because I want nobody making
connections when his name appears in the newspaper as the
body found floating in the Baltic sea.

Don't worry, theyll just trace your IP during the investigation and see that you posted a confession.

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I remember when our plant manager did that to our metallurgist. Two years later the metallurgist returned as Vice President which as it turned out was a year before the plant manager was going to retire. Poor guy had to take early retirement.:'(

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Get hold of an object that your boss will recognize as belonging to him, if he has a distinctive watch that would be ideal for instance.

Go and sleep with your boss's wife. 'Accidently' leave the aforementioned object under her bed.

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Turd in your desk. Tell the boss someone turded in your desk.

"Someone's out to get me... Why would I turd in my desk?"

Since the boss didn't do it, and you didn't do it... there is only one person left who could have done it.

Keep me posted.

P-

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Simple, just re-enact the office scene from Fight Club.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Turd in your desk. Tell the boss someone turded in your desk.

"Someone's out to get me... Why would [b]I turd in my desk?"

Since the boss didn't do it, and you didn't do it... there is only one person left who could have done it.

Keep me posted.

P-[/b]

Hmm tricky thing to do with todays forensic capabilities. Have you not heard of 'butt printing'?

Originally posted by Ian68
Get hold of an object that your boss will recognize as belonging to him, if he has a distinctive watch that would be ideal for instance.

Go and sleep with your boss's wife. 'Accidently' leave the aforementioned object under her bed.

Now, what could go wrong with this plan?

Originally posted by Lundos
Now, what could go wrong with this plan?

Plenty. It provides a good basis for a sitcom script.

Originally posted by Lundos
Now, what could go wrong with this plan?

His boss might be a woman?

No wait, he's the leader of the Village People Clan, that won't make too much difference. 😉

Originally posted by Lundos
Now, what could go wrong with this plan?

Not much. If it doesn't work out as planned, he will be fired, which will make his colleague happy. So the plan will result in increased happiness even if it fails.