Yeah, it's a bitch getting older. I'm sorry to tell ya though, that the older you get the worse it gets. <sigh>
I can still remember when I thought I'd never die... used to have girls beat on my door after the bars closed (and I had to get up at 6:00 am), but I'd let her in and we'd do it over and over until time to go to work.
I think I began getting old when I started shutting my phone off at night and not answering the door so I could get a good night's rest. Dunno really... it's like one morning I looked in the mirror and saw WRINKLES!!! 😳 ARGH!! Next thing I knew, I realized I was dying! <GASP!>
I think the reason we run out of breath so easily though (even if we exercise) is from eating too much meat. Yeah, especially artery clogging meat. GEEZ, I feel for you my friend.
Originally posted by arrakisYou must be very handsome.
Yeah, it's a bitch getting older. I'm sorry to tell ya though, that the older you get the worse it gets. <sigh>
I can still remember when I thought I'd never die... used to have girls beat on my door after the bars closed (and I had to get up at 6:00 am), but I'd let her in and we'd do it over and over until time to go to work.
I think I began ge ...[text shortened]... eating too much meat. Yeah, especially artery clogging meat. GEEZ, I feel for you my friend.
The only girl's who ever bang on my door generally want me to return their bicylces.
Originally posted by StarrmanYou ain`t seen nothin` yet!! Wait till things start dropping off and wrinkling up!!!
Right there with you Shav, I used to sleep on a matress, now I have a bed. I used to have girlfriends, now I have a partner. I used to drink, now I savour a bottle of wine. I used to smoke, now I cough in public. I used to enjoy my freedom, now I want my own house. I used to like being irresponsible, now I want kids. I used to play computer games now I play chess.
Age is no fun, I wanna be young again :'(
One thing I would like to recommend to the old folks though... don't let the doctors put you on half a dozen prescription drugs. See, in the US big corporations make huge profits by getting people hooked on drugs! Yeah, amazing but true.
These drugs eventually KILL YOU! They (the medical profession) DO NOT give you medicatin to fix any problems! They give you medication to treat the symptom for the problem... and every one of them has severe side effects. 😠
Originally posted by shavixmirWhen I was 33, I quit smoking and started lifting weights. Didn't help one bit, got fat and lazy like a castrated pig anyways. No, I jest, it was the best thing I could have done for myself, I had more energy, lost aches and pains, blood pressure went down etc etc and enjoyed life again. Well, until I got married anyways. Avoid that.
I was sitting in my Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe (that’s a car, by the way) the other day, tearing up the motorway at 155km’s an hour when I turned AC/DC’s “Whole lotta Rosie” off. It was making too much noise.
Can you believe that?
So, I got to thinking, when, if there ever was an exact moment, did one of the greatest rock and roll songs [b] ...[text shortened]... better so that I don’t need to rush...and 120’s quite fast enough as well, thank you very much!
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlCouldn't resist this little joke:
*slips Viagra in everyone's coffee.
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A woman visits her dad in the old age home. She asks the sister if they are looking well after her father, if he is comfortable, etc etc, the usual stuff.
The sister tells her he is fine, because each night she gives him his hot chocolate and a viagra.
"Surely you're not serious!" the daughter exclaims. "Do you really do that?"
"Well, if I don't, he tosses and turns and sometimes falls out of bed!"
😀
Actually, listening to all the 20- and 30 year olds complaining about getting older, gives me chuckle. I really am so glad I'm not that age any more, that the Sturm-und-Drang is over, that I no longer want to change the world. Don't ever want to go back!
I am extremely happy and content, enjoying the company of a wonderful woman, the love and adoration of three precious children. Small things like a week-end in the bush, a candle-light dinner or a good book is all I need.
In peace
CJ
Sh;t sh;t sh;t! B@st@rds! It's all your fault! Oh, damn, what am I gonna do now? Resigned to a life of inadequacy! I'm not even 30 yet! :'(
I got home last night and my girlfriend was in a perky mood, we flirted, moved on to more physical things and before you can say "suits you sir" we were frolicking on the floor. That's when it happened. Somewhere in the midst of all the thoughts about urges and fantasies and breasts that usually accompany such things, somewhere in the middle of smells and tactile pressures, somewhere amongst the tastes and warmth and the rolling sensations, there it was. Small at first, but then born to grow on the wings of exponentiality once it gained self- realisation. A thought. A pointless thought. What was the thought I hear you ask?
The thought was: 'I wonder if what they said on RHP was true, perhaps my performance is waning. Hey! No! Wait a minute! I can't think about that! Sh;t! Aww crap now I'm really thinking about it. Damn! Perhaps that's what she meant when she said I was a bit urgent the other day. I'm getting old, I'm past my prime, in a few weeks I'll be coming before I get going! I'll end up ejaculating at the mere mention of the word fumble. Aarrrggghhhh!' And with that I was wilted, I couldn't bring myself to do anything, I couldn't think about sex. In fact I couldn't think about anything other than this bloody thread. My partner said it was okay, reassuringly stroked my shoulder, made us some tea and then asked if I wanted to talk about it. Today I feel like a mid-life crisis is just round the corner and it's all your fault. I hate you all and am considering retiring to a cave in the outer hebridies. Gits! 😞
Originally posted by mmanuelI've always been old in that respect (I'm 23), I've never been a clubber, much prefer a nice quiet pint with some good friends.
I'm feeling ya!! I have to leave bars now if the music is too loud - "But you can't even hold a decent conversation here!!!".....and I'm only 24 and a student!!!
Hey, are there any adults around here?? Is this whole place just for tweenyboppers??
Where is the mature reflection on the benefits of getting old? Do you realise what the alternative is??
Looks like I'm not only in the wrong thread, I'm in the whole wrong reel of yarn!!
😞
CJ
PS: Always wanted to use that Smiley, never knew what it was for...
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