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What do you steal?

What do you steal?

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You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?

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BTW, you might now understand why you’re missing your scissors. 😉

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I’m stealing everyone’s tv remote.

I’d go with phone but would that be minor?

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
Toilet rolls.

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@hakima said
BTW, you might now understand why you’re missing your scissors. 😉
Pfffft, I ran with them too much anyways.

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@hakima said

What do you steal?
Hearts.

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@handyandy said
Hearts.
Good answer!

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Chastity & leaving a box of Milk Tray as a thank you.

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The corkscrew.

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
Half of Jay Leno's car collection.

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One from each pair of socks in the dryer.

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Those little pens attached to a chain in the post office.

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
The toilet!

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
Who told you? How did you know?

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@kewpie said
The corkscrew.
Cruel,

We went to a BYO party at the weekend and I took some Stella Artois for a change.
Didn't realise they weren't "screw-tops" so didn't take bottle opener.

Painful ...