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What do you steal?

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@wolfgang59

Well a sock short is better than a sock in the eye.....

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Occasionally, I have been known to steal pens from the office.


I have a problem...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Occasionally, I have been known to steal pens from the office.


I have a problem...
You can always buy stock in PaperMate.

I mean they have to eventually replace them, right?

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@suzianne said
You can always buy stock in PaperMate.

I mean they have to eventually replace them, right?
I have already invested most of my capital in crayons.

I might have been a little hasty.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have already invested most of my capital in crayons.

I might have been a little hasty.
The clientele here will probably make you a small fortune.

Some of them even eat them instead of drawing with them.

Might have been the smarter move, now that I think about it.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Occasionally, I have been known to steal pens from the office.


I have a problem...
But what do you do with them in this paperless world. Sounds like hoarding to me??

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have already invested most of my capital in crayons.

I might have been a little hasty.
LOL@ goad!

-VR

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@petewxyz said
But what do you do with them in this paperless world. Sounds like hoarding to me??
Pete you do have a point I can see us being a paperless world in the not too distant future. At least to a point where there will be no big money in it.

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
They'd never know it was missing.
Foodie gadgets generally get used no more than 20 times.

Just found this when I searched ‘Top ten kitchen gadgets’ for Amazon.co.uk :

KitchenCraft Odour Removing Stainless Steel Soap Bar with Stand, 10 x 7 cm
4.4 out of 5 stars 258
£4.99

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I would steal Donald trumps Heart, soul & brain lets face it u never miss what u never had.

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@badradger said
I would steal Donald trumps Heart, soul & brain lets face it u never miss what u never had.
Badge, just make sure he never finds out your true identity! 🙂

-VR

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@badradger said
I would steal Donald trumps Heart, soul & brain lets face it u never miss what u never had.
you would need to store it in a bio hazard lab or a toxic waste dump

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@lemondrop said
you would need to store it in a bio hazard lab or a toxic waste dump
lemon he was talking about Donalds heart and brains not yours! 😉

-VR

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
Half of the closet hangers.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Occasionally, I have been known to steal pens from the office.


I have a problem...
People who take things have been known to have low self esteem.

You may need some help with that!

-VR