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What do you steal?

What do you steal?

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Those little pens attached to a chain in the post office.
You burgle your Post Office!! 😲

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
The caps of the pens.

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
Pencil-sharpener handles.

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@bigdoggproblem said
Half of Jay Leno's car collection.
The keys.

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Time.

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The screw caps from cheap furniture.

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An abandoned toasted sandwich maker shoved in the back of the under-sink cupboard.

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@wolfgang59 said
You burgle your Post Office!! 😲
And Argos.

🙂

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@drewnogal said
An abandoned toasted sandwich maker shoved in the back of the under-sink cupboard.
They'd never know it was missing.

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@handyandy said
Hearts.
Spades...much more useful.

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I bring a lot of napkins from restaurants by habit. My handbags are full of them.

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@hakima said
You are a burglar but you only steal things whose loss slightly inconveniences your victims.

What do you steal?
yer time isn't of any use
so i will let that be
perhaps i'll take a bit sanity
but that would set you free
i'll take yer pain and anguish
so yer breath is now unlabored
and i shall steal yer prejudice
so that all receive yer favor
and i'll return those hearts
that andy has callously stolen
and with my new gotten wealth
imma take all you folks and go bowlin

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@wolfgang59 said
Cruel,

We went to a BYO party at the weekend and I took some Stella Artois for a change.
Didn't realise they weren't "screw-tops" so didn't take bottle opener.

Painful ...
LOL....You should have that one in the jokes thread! 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
LOL....You should have that one in the jokes thread! 🙂

-VR
Hey. 😠 When you find those kinds of things out...it ain't no joke.

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@great-big-stees said
Hey. 😠 When you find those kinds of things out...it ain't no joke.
Depends where your sitting always funny when it happens to someone else of course. Like if you fell I'd laugh, then help you up if you needed assistance! 😉

-VR