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What do you steal?

What do you steal?

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@very-rusty said
Depends where your sitting always funny when it happens to someone else of course. Like if you fell I'd laugh, then help you up if you needed assistance! 😉

-VR
I would too, laugh I mean, assuming, of course, you hadn't pushed me down.

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@great-big-stees said
I would too, laugh I mean, assuming, of course, you hadn't pushed me down.
I would never do that, unless of course you gave me reason to do that! 🙂

-VR

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I'd steal a little bit of your shampoo
some conditioner
and a cookie or two

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@lemondrop said
I'd steal a little bit of your shampoo
some conditioner
and a cookie or two
Hey, all you'd have to do is ask! 😉

-VR

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the plug off something then wait to see if the victim knows how to wire a new plug on

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@wycombe-al said
the plug off something then wait to see if the victim knows how to wire a new plug on
Victim?

😲

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Victim?

😲
shocking
😳

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victim of a hoax?

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@wycombe-al said
victim of a hoax?
Phew. I almost dropped my tea.

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In today's world some may steal toilet tissue!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
In today's world some may steal toilet tissue!

-VR
can you spare a square?

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@lemondrop said
can you spare a square?
You see that on seinfeld show? 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
You see that on seinfeld show? 😉

-VR
yes I did

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@hakima said
BTW, you might now understand why you’re missing your scissors. 😉
I have my scissors, I seem to be missing a sock 😳

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@earl-of-trumps said
I have my scissors, I seem to be missing a sock 😳
Always thought you were a sock short of a wardrobe.