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What's the best way to relocate zombies?

What's the best way to relocate zombies?

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I have a houseful of zombies I want to send to Norway. What is the best way?

Will UPS take them? What can brown do for me?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
What's the best way to relocate zombies?
In parts.

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Originally posted by Palynka
In parts.
Chopped, diced, or ground?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Chopped, diced, or ground?
Chopped suffices. Grounding or dicing is too much work. Don't leave connecting parts in the same box, though.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Chopped suffices. Grounding or dicing is too much work. Don't leave connecting parts in the same box, though.
It's handy I bought a chain saw two weeks ago then.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
It's handy I bought a chain saw two weeks ago then.
Perfect. Style AND efficiency.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Perfect. Style AND efficiency.
Yes. But I need to trick them. I didn't buy the manly-man chain saw. I bought the cheapo electric chain saw since I was only clearing small week trees along the front of my house.

So I'll need to throw a party and invite the zombies to get them within extension cord range.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I have a houseful of zombies I want to send to Norway. What is the best way?

Will UPS take them? What can brown do for me?
Are these the next door zombies? If so, I know what the problem is.

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Originally posted by Bobla45
Are these the next door zombies? If so, I know what the problem is.
Yes. I want to send them to Nordlys. What is the problem?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yes. I want to send them to Nordlys. What is the problem?
Theyre not really zombies. I'm surprised you didnt see this before now....theyre from Massachusetts.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Yes. I want to send them to Nordlys.
One way to get them to Nordlys cheap would be to hide on the roof on christmas Eve and stick the bag of zombie parts into santa's sled. He'll take them back to the North pole where Nordlys lives.

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Originally posted by Red Night
One way to get them to Nordlys cheap would be to hide on the roof on christmas Eve and stick the bag of zombie parts into santa's sled. He'll take them back to the North pole where Nordlys lives.
Santa is a Finn, sorry to inform you

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Originally posted by Red Night
One way to get them to Nordlys cheap would be to hide on the roof on christmas Eve and stick the bag of zombie parts into santa's sled. He'll take them back to the North pole where Nordlys lives.
I don't think Nordlys live at the North Pole, but she can see the North Pole from her window.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Santa is a Finn, sorry to inform you
Or possibly Turkish depending which fables you wish to believe. For me, it's the Finns as they have an airline with reindeer painted on the planes. If that isn't concrete evidence, I don't know what is.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Or possibly Turkish depending which fables you wish to believe. For me, it's the Finns as they have an airline with reindeer painted on the planes. If that isn't concrete evidence, I don't know what is.
Concrete planes ??
How do they fly ??

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