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What's the best way to relocate zombies?

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Santa is a Finn. He lives there, legally, and the Finnish immigration authorities recognize his residence since he has his permanent home there. Period.

http://www.visitfinland.com/w5/index.nsf/(pages)/Finland_and_Santa_Claus?OpenDocument&np=A

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Edit 2. Plus, Santa does not kill whales, so he cannot be a Norwegian; moreover, Santa has a wife and he is openly straight and has a huge belly, so he cannot be Swedish either.

Edit 3. If everybody believes the propaganda about Santa being a rosy cheek, red-dressed, jolly man well, then it's your problem. That's Coca-Cola Santa, not the real one. The real one lives near and comes to Estonia every weekend to get wasted with large amounts of beer in exchange for few euros. I met him last weekend. He ended up with no pants, drooling while crawling in the sidewalks, picking up cigarette butts. Nice chap.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Santa is a Finn. He lives there, legally, and the Finnish immigration authorities recognize his residence since he has his permanent home there. Period.

http://www.visitfinland.com/w5/index.nsf/(pages)/Finland_and_Santa_Claus?OpenDocument&np=A

If you would like some clarification on this settled issue, please contact Finnish Immigration Office.-

Cust ...[text shortened]... Santa has a wife and he is openly straight and has a huge belly, so he cannot be Swedish either.
The finnish version of sana claus had horns and wore goat skins. Sounds like another familiar figure here on the forums, but not Santa.

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Originally posted by Red Night
The finnish version of sana claus had horns and wore goat skins. Sounds like another familiar figure here on the forums, but not Santa.
Santa is one of AThousandYoung's kids.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Santa is a Finn. He lives there, legally, and the Finnish immigration authorities recognize his residence since he has his permanent home there. Period.
you know, that fat red fake santa that all american people know, the one which was 'invented' by coca-cola company in the 30's. well, the original dude they hired for the job was a finnish wino. and I'm not making this up.

for the zombies: when they get too pesky, I always trickle a trail of fresh brains from the house to the forest nearby. then I set the forest on fire. works like a charm. although they always come back. they're like pigeons that way.

...the zombies went in two by two, huray, hurray...

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Originally posted by wormwood

for the zombies: when they get too pesky, I always trickle a trail of fresh brains from the house to the forest nearby. [/i][/b]
Is that what happened to your brains?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Is that what happened to your brains?
Oh dear, I see the love and neighbourlyness levels are a bit low again.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Oh dear, I see the love and neighbourlyness levels are a bit low again.
He'll join the evil side in the end.

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Originally posted by wormwood
you know, that fat red fake santa that all american people know, the one which was 'invented' by coca-cola company in the 30's. well, the original dude they hired for the job was a finnish wino. and I'm not making this up.

for the zombies: when they get too pesky, I always trickle a trail of fresh brains from the house to the forest nearby. then I set th ...[text shortened]... hey're like pigeons that way.

...the zombies went in two by two, huray, hurray...
The red santa came from Clement Moore's story The Night Before Christmas, not Coca Cola.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He'll join the evil side in the end.
I will NEVER succumb to the dark side.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I will NEVER succumb to the dark side.
Do you have a sister?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Do you have a sister?
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Originally posted by Red Night
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Ahhh, a sister!! If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will!!

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Originally posted by Wheely
Ahhh, a sister!! If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will!!
We could also take hostages. He has at least one child, too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
We could also take hostages. He has at least one child, too.
Never work Nordles. They'd be way too grateful and would never go back regardless of any ransom paid.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Ahhh, a sister!! If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will!!
I figured that was what was coming.

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