What's the best way to relocate zombies?

RookRAK

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19 Jul 06 17:40

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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19 Jul 06 18:23

Originally posted by Wheely
Or possibly Turkish depending which fables you wish to believe. For me, it's the Finns as they have an airline with reindeer painted on the planes. If that isn't concrete evidence, I don't know what is.

Strong enough. Settled then: he is a Finn

wormwood

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19 Jul 06 18:49

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Concrete planes ??
How do they fly ??

the knack lies in throwing yourself at the groung and missing it.

Wheely

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19 Jul 06 18:53

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Concrete planes ??
How do they fly ??

At very low alitude

Nordlys

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19 Jul 06 18:54

He's Norwegian: http://www.julenissen.no/startpage.html

Palynka

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19 Jul 06 18:54

Originally posted by Nordlys
He's Norwegian: http://www.julenissen.no/startpage.html

Acording to that link he's Swedish.

RookRAK

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19 Jul 06 18:55

Hey! You've derailed my thread! 😠

This is about shipping zombies, not the originals of Santa.

darvlay

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19 Jul 06 18:56

Originally posted by RookRAK
Hey! You've derailed my thread! 😠

This is about shipping zombies, not the originals of Santa.

FACT: No one cares about your "feelings". Not even Jesus.

Nordlys

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19 Jul 06 18:57

Originally posted by Palynka
Acording to that link he's Swedish.

What? Where? Huh? 😠

Palynka

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19 Jul 06 18:58

Originally posted by darvlay
FACT: No one cares about your "feelings". Not even Jesus.

Jesus Might. After all, he's the Almighty.

Wheely

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19 Jul 06 19:02

Originally posted by Nordlys
He's Norwegian: http://www.julenissen.no/startpage.html

Are you trying to start an international incident!!

Of course he's not from Norway!!! Couldn't possibly be!! How would he have the time given that every day he has to leave work at 3.00pm on the dot, shoot over to Sweden to buy some cheap chicken, zoom up into the mountains, picking some particularly nice berries on the way (you know, those rare ones, don't know the Engish name for them (do you mean cloudberries), no, they are yellow and very rare (you mean cloudberries) no, no, some people make a living out of picking them, here I'll find you a picture (that's a cloudberry)) and go rambling for an hour, chop some wood, and then make cloudberry jam. Additionally, the thirty five weeks holiday a year means that all in all, Santa just would not have the time to be Norwegian.

Wheely

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19 Jul 06 19:02

Originally posted by RookRAK
Hey! You've derailed my thread! 😠

This is about shipping zombies, not the originals of Santa.

We're getting there, be patient!

Palynka

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19 Jul 06 19:03

Originally posted by Nordlys
What? Where? Huh? 😠

He's actually from its capital.

Nordlys

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19 Jul 06 19:04

Originally posted by Wheely
Are you trying to start an international incident!!

Of course he's not from Norway!!! Couldn't possibly be!! How would he have the time given that every day he has to leave work at 3.00pm on the dot, shoot over to Sweden to buy some cheap chicken, zoom up into the mountains, picking some particularly nice berries on the way (you know, those rare ones, do ...[text shortened]... s holiday a year means that all in all, Santa just would not have the time to be Norwegian.

http://tinyurl.com/p5z4h

Nordlys

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19 Jul 06 19:04

Originally posted by Palynka
He's actually from its capital.

Oh, right. Now that's true.

Wheely

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19 Jul 06 19:08

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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://tinyurl.com/p5z4h

I KNOW what a cloudberry is Nordles!! I keep having to explain to everyone that the English word for them is "cloudberry" but they never believe me until I wave a pot of cloudberry jam in their face and only then if the pot has a large picture and the words "THIS IS A F**** CLOUDBERRY" written on it.

One way to transport zombies to Norway is to puree them, dye them yellow and put them in little pots. If you put a label on the pots showing a yellow blackberry like fruit and the words "THIS IS A F**** CLOUDBERRY" you'll find Norwegian Airlines will come and pick them up and transport them to Norway for free.