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had to wipe your buttocks with?

I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.

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Nothing like that has ever happened to me. I think you need to get your s*** together. You did see that one coming didn't you?

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I find the secret to using magazine paper is to repeatedly crumple and unfold it until a tolerable degree of 'softness' is achieved. Slight dampening of the paper can also be desirable.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I find the secret to using magazine paper is to repeatedly crumple and unfold it until a tolerable degree of 'softness' is achieved. Slight dampening of the paper can also be desirable.
i just go all out, take my socks off, wipe, garbage them, go bare foot.
its the only way really.
prefferably they are bad socks that should have been thrown out long ago. Course i recommend avoiding any form of sentimental attatchment to a sock.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
had to wipe your buttocks with?

I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.
Airline ticket in a restroom at the airport. I didn't need it anymore.

Then I properly wiped!

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I just wiped my arse with a guinness can full of jelly beans, just so i could post it here.


I was out hunting with my dog and had to go.. there was nothing to wipe with... the dog took care of it for me... mans best friend came through again.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I just wiped my arse with a guinness can full of jelly beans, just so i could post it here.
Bad mental picture.
* I just thought of starting a new internet site. Would you mind posing for a few pics and being the feature on www.oddwipes.com

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Originally posted by epic0002
I was out hunting with my dog and had to go.. there was nothing to wipe with... the dog took care of it for me... mans best friend came through again.
*barfing* lol!

rec'd

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
had to wipe your buttocks with?

I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.
Hecete's hand 😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
...pages out of 'O' magazine....
You've got some SERIOUS explaining to do, HoH! 😲

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Leaves or lichens when out camping or fishing in the great outdoors. Btw, it's a good idea to only use leaves from plants you recognize as some can have adverse reactions. I've learned though, that it's an even better idea to simply remember to bring along a roll of tp.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate


medicated facial wipes.
You meant medicated fecal wipes? 😕