08 Jul 08
had to wipe your buttocks with?
I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.
08 Jul 08
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecatei just go all out, take my socks off, wipe, garbage them, go bare foot.
I find the secret to using magazine paper is to repeatedly crumple and unfold it until a tolerable degree of 'softness' is achieved. Slight dampening of the paper can also be desirable.
its the only way really.
prefferably they are bad socks that should have been thrown out long ago. Course i recommend avoiding any form of sentimental attatchment to a sock.
08 Jul 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAirline ticket in a restroom at the airport. I didn't need it anymore.
had to wipe your buttocks with?
I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.
Then I properly wiped!
09 Jul 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHecete's hand 😛
had to wipe your buttocks with?
I ran out of TP this morning and was forced to use a coffee filter. I almost brained myself waddling into the kitchen to obtain said coffee filter. In the past I've been forced to turn to crumpled up newspaper, some pages out of 'O' magazine, a Guns & Ammo flyer, socks and medicated facial wipes.