Originally posted by Frank BurnsBetter than my reason:
Yes Ma'am!
Bless ya Natsia!
Drink! It makes everyone around funnier, more intelligent and better looking.
"what is the molten liquor?
what gets you drunker quicker?
what comes in bottles or in cans?
Its BEER!
I could kiss and hug it
BEER
But I'd rather chug it
BEER
Makes me think Im a man!"
- The beer song, weird Al
Originally posted by Frank BurnsIt's because when they have passed a shoe tree http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/shoetrees.html
What the hell, does this only happen in America? I constantly see [b]one guddammit shoe lying beside the side of the interstate highways when driving most any where. One shoe!
Like some dude is driving down the road, looks down at his feet and says to himself "What was I thinking?! I'm not gonna need that damn thing". Kicks the shoe off, reaches down, picks it up and flings it our the window.
Huh? Go get your f'ng shoe...[/b]
they have only been able to toss one on and so they throw the other away on the highway