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What's your definition of perfect sex?

What's your definition of perfect sex?

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Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect sexual partner have to do (or have) to make you give him or her a 10 out of 10...

I've created a sex-o-gram of sorts to figure out what figure between 1 to 10 (ten being the highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
I wouldn't know. 😕

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Firstly - Sex, no matter how good or bad, would never leave me wanting to boast to anybody. That's just bad form. As for the sex itself, I enjoy it most when it is spontaneous and both creatures really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy. The worst sex occurs when people are just effing for the sake of it.

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HoH would say anytime he can make a fist is just about the hottest sex he's had the delirium to enjoy. He calls it "delusions of orgasm".

And going with what Darv says, H would also agree with the statement "when both creatures both really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy." I can see him now, leering at his right paw and muttering "...you know you want it, and I'm gonna give it to you like you've never had it before..."

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
HoH would say anytime he can make a fist is just about the hottest sex he's had the delirium to enjoy. He calls it "delusions of orgasm".

And going with what Darv says, H would also agree with the statement "when both creatures both really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy." I can see him now, leering at his right paw and muttering "...you know you want it, and I'm gonna give it to you like you've never had it before..."
God, you almost sound like Hand. It's kinda eerie.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
HoH would say anytime he can make a fist is just about the hottest sex he's had the delirium to enjoy. He calls it "delusions of orgasm".

And going with what Darv says, H would also agree with the statement "when both creatures both really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy." I can see him now, leering at his right paw and muttering "...you know you want it, and I'm gonna give it to you like you've never had it before..."
Ha! That's HoH alright.

Sex for me is about sensation. It can be fast, slow, kinky, normal, dangerous, painful, relaxing, whatever. Whichever it is, it should be done with as much essence of however it is done as possible. If it's slow it should be as slow as sensation allows: if it's kinky it should tease every possible reaction from whatever gets you hot: if it's casual it should be as carefree and light as it can be. Sex, good sex, should be a meeting of bodies (preferably mine and that of Adriana Lima), perceived by the minds therein on the most hyper-sensitive level they can muster.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ha! That's HoH alright.

Sex for me is about sensation. It can be fast, slow, kinky, normal, dangerous, painful, relaxing, whatever. Whichever it is, it should be done with as much essence of however it is done as possible. If it's slow it should be as slow as sensation allows: if it's kinky it should tease every possible reaction from whatever gets you ...[text shortened]... ana Lima), perceived by the minds therein on the most hyper-sensitive level they can muster.
Keep talking, I'm almost finished.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
her doing all the work gives it a 10

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
Really good sex is the stuff you wouldn't boast to your friends about because you wouldn't cheapen your girl.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Keep talking, I'm almost finished.
Red Night told me he fantasizes about you.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
her doing all the work gives it a 10
You're 16, anything 3 Dimensional would be enough for you, i'dve thought.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're 16, anything 3 Dimensional would be enough for you, i'dve thought.
guys are 3 dimensional, but i dont go do that

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
guys are 3 dimensional, but i dont go do that.......either
Is any of this thread inappropriate ?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
guys are 3 dimensional, but i dont go do that
Would you like to? 😕

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ha! That's HoH alright.

Sex for me is about sensation. It can be fast, slow, kinky, normal, dangerous, painful, relaxing, whatever. Whichever it is, it should be done with as much essence of however it is done as possible. If it's slow it should be as slow as sensation allows: if it's kinky it should tease every possible reaction from whatever gets you ...[text shortened]... ana Lima), perceived by the minds therein on the most hyper-sensitive level they can muster.
You're really craving it, aren't you?

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