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What's your definition of perfect sex?

What's your definition of perfect sex?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Would you like to? πŸ˜•
no thats gross

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
no thats gross
Well, if you change your mind, feel free to message me. lol
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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Well, if you change your mind, feel free to message me. lol
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You're gay ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're gay ?
Umm...I'm fairly sure i'm not...πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Palynka
You're really craving it, aren't you?
Seriously, it's been like 3 months!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Umm...I'm fairly sure i'm not...πŸ˜•
Read back through the thread, and see if you can work out how i came to that assumption.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You're gay ?
Wow.

Talk about not getting the joke.








(And no, don't bother with the CYA manuever where you say "no, you humorless cretin, 'you're gay?' was the joke." It doesn't wash any more.)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Read back through the thread, and see if you can work out how i came to that assumption.
Oh, I understand your reasoning...lol

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Wow.

Talk about not getting the joke.








(And no, don't bother with the CYA manuever where you say "no, you humorless cretin, 'you're gay?' was the joke." It doesn't wash any more.)
Go play with your guitar,pussy.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Firstly - Sex, no matter how good or bad, would never leave me wanting to boast to anybody. That's just bad form. As for the sex itself, I enjoy it most when it is spontaneous and both creatures really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy. The worst sex occurs when people are just effing for the sake of it.
your obviously not doing it properly ,its not wham,bam thank you maam

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
Shall we understand that you are finally gettin' some?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
HoH would say anytime he can make a fist is just about the hottest sex he's had the delirium to enjoy. He calls it "delusions of orgasm".

And going with what Darv says, H would also agree with the statement "when both creatures both really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy." I can see him now, leering at his right paw and muttering "...you know you want it, and I'm gonna give it to you like you've never had it before..."
why comment second hand on what hate-boy might say?
what would frank say?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've created a sex-o-gram of sorts to figure out what figure between 1 to 10 (ten being the highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
Perfect sex would result in perfection: death.

Any number of sex-death scenarios could be considered perfect for a particular imagination.

Something involving a trailing electricity cable and a bus full of schoolgirls would do just fine today.

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Whwn my wife is coming out of a hot shower....and I lie just quivering..and I can't hold still...that's when sex is perfect.

Grandmas and grandpas still can get the deal done son

I don't lie y'all

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Originally posted by badmoon
Whwn my wife is coming out of a hot shower....and I lie just quivering..and I can't hold still...that's when sex is perfect.

Grandmas and grandpas still can get the deal done son

I don't lie y'all
then she comes in and spoils it right? you conjure-up an image of geriatric sex that is presumably an acquired taste