Originally posted by darvlayyour obviously not doing it properly ,its not wham,bam thank you maam
Firstly - Sex, no matter how good or bad, would never leave me wanting to boast to anybody. That's just bad form. As for the sex itself, I enjoy it most when it is spontaneous and both creatures really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy. The worst sex occurs when people are just effing for the sake of it.
Originally posted by shavixmirShall we understand that you are finally gettin' some?
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.
Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
Originally posted by Frank Burnswhy comment second hand on what hate-boy might say?
HoH would say anytime he can make a fist is just about the hottest sex he's had the delirium to enjoy. He calls it "delusions of orgasm".
And going with what Darv says, H would also agree with the statement "when both creatures both really crave it. It becomes real sweaty and crazy." I can see him now, leering at his right paw and muttering "...you know you want it, and I'm gonna give it to you like you've never had it before..."
what would frank say?
Originally posted by shavixmirPerfect sex would result in perfection: death.
I've created a sex-o-gram of sorts to figure out what figure between 1 to 10 (ten being the highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
Any number of sex-death scenarios could be considered perfect for a particular imagination.
Something involving a trailing electricity cable and a bus full of schoolgirls would do just fine today.
Originally posted by badmoonthen she comes in and spoils it right? you conjure-up an image of geriatric sex that is presumably an acquired taste
Whwn my wife is coming out of a hot shower....and I lie just quivering..and I can't hold still...that's when sex is perfect.
Grandmas and grandpas still can get the deal done son
I don't lie y'all