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What's your definition of perfect sex?

What's your definition of perfect sex?

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Originally posted by badmoon
and I lie just quivering..
Buy a duvet, old man!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Obviously, running the risk of this thread being condemned to the dustbin of TOSSER hell before it actually starts to breathe, let's discuss a subject close to everyone's (with one notable exception) heart: Sex.

Not just sex, but what do you call "Good" sex.
You know, the sort of sex that makes you want to boast to your friend.
What does the perfect ...[text shortened]... e highest) you should give a partner.
I'll wait to see some reactions before posting it.
I never boast about my sex life to anyone.

So there is no sex that makes me do that sorry, no matter how good (or bad).

However, it is much easier to define bad sex than good sex.

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Originally posted by eamon o
then she comes in and spoils it right? you conjure-up an image of geriatric sex that is presumably an acquired taste
Ain't no congurin, dude.

Come on, you can still keep it alive. I'm here to tell you.

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Originally posted by badmoon
Ain't no congurin, dude.

Come on, you can still keep it alive. I'm here to tell you.
Is that why it's called a wang bar?

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Originally posted by badmoon
Ain't no congurin, dude.

Come on, you can still keep it alive. I'm here to tell you.
the way youre talking, i guess you must be in your 80s right?

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I never brag about sex as such (though I am quite the stud), but I do
like to share my experiences and to hear about what other people has
experienced. Great sex to me is when I completely forget about anything but
the physical pleasure and when everyone involved (I never think of sex as
just a two participant activity - good sex can be had with 1-x participants in
my opinion) is relaxed and ready to let go completely; not worrying about
what others may think afterwards. People who judge you as a career person,
parent or whatever because of the sex you have are obviously of lower
intellect and may be safely ignored in favour of good times.

Perfect sex I have yet to experience (I hope).

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Perfect sex is when I get to drink the whole 6 pack of
Canterbury Draught, then I get down at it, finish, and the
lady doesn't start bleating too loud.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ha! That's HoH alright.

Sex for me is about sensation. It can be fast, slow, kinky, normal, dangerous, painful, relaxing, whatever. Whichever it is, it should be done with as much essence of however it is done as possible. If it's slow it should be as slow as sensation allows: if it's kinky it should tease every possible reaction from whatever gets you ...[text shortened]... ana Lima), perceived by the minds therein on the most hyper-sensitive level they can muster.
Rec'd, not that it matters anymore.

Great sex makes you forget to care about how stupid you may look, or sound.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Rec'd, not that it matters anymore.

Great sex makes you forget to care about how stupid you may look, or sound.
I was watching Mad TV about a week back. It was the goofy blond, and the tall funny guy with short reddish(?) kinda hair. They were a married couple and had got into some sort of argument. They proceeded to imitate the faces they make when they are running it and laugh at each other.

"You make this face".

"Well, you make this face"!

They kept making the faces at each other and went to the mirror and made the faces... next they got so excited they ran upstairs to have a go. The guy turns around, goes back... and pulls the mirror off the wall.

Probably had to be there, but it was pretty damn funny.

P-

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Originally posted by SJ247
Rec'd, not that it matters anymore.

Great sex makes you forget to care about how stupid you may look, or sound.
Nothing sounds more silly than saying the sh-word in bed. It makes me laugh.

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When she invites her hot girlfriend along, and they leave after cooking breakfast. (Applause) ;0)

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nothing sounds more silly than saying the sh-word in bed. It makes me laugh.
Sharapova?

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