when I was young

@rookie54 said
if yer hose is short
or yer pump be weak
stand real close
or you'll piss on yer feet

Sounds like your an expert with short hoses! 😉

You shouldn't leave yourself wide open like that rookie! 😛

-VR

@torunn said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJLtQmIv4o

Charles Aznavour

makes me want to cry

@lemondrop said
makes me want to cry

You probably will not get much sympathy here lemon.

-VR

@very-rusty said
You probably will not get much sympathy here lemon.

-VR

😢

@lemondrop said
😢

OH buck up Lemon!

-VR

@very-rusty said
OH buck up Lemon!

-VR

could you help me make it through the night?

@lemondrop said
could you help me make it through the night?

Why are you being silly lemon?

-VR

@very-rusty said
Why are you being silly lemon?

-VR

😢

i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

@rookie54 said
i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

see rusty

@lemondrop said
see rusty

No need to see me, I don't know what he is even rambling about!

-VR

@rookie54 said
i've been using superglue to help repair a split thumbnail
it's only working so-so
i put fresh glue on my thumb and had to go to the bathroom and now my thumb is glued to a part of me that i do not want my thumb glued too

Just looked it up for you. Dip a cotton wool ball in nail polish remover and soak it onto the glued area otherwise .......
it’s a razor blade job 😟

@drewnogal said
Just looked it up for you. Dip a cotton wool ball in nail polish remover and soak it onto the glued area otherwise .......
it’s a razor blade job 😟

it's going to a pain fest either way

@hakima said
Things that I couldn’t do then:

Have ice cream for dinner.
Wear my shorts as short as I like.
Drive in the fast lane.
Stay up until 2 a.m.
Purchase cheap insurance.
Watch R-rated movies.
Cuss like a sailor without getting Lava-soap-mouthwash...
Choose between wine or beer.

The choice between wine and beer is obvious to both wine and beer drinkers but not so much for those who enjoy both.🍺🍾😉

@drewnogal said
Just looked it up for you. Dip a cotton wool ball in nail polish remover and soak it onto the glued area otherwise .......
it’s a razor blade job 😟

Don’t take this the wrong way but you need help. You actually looked up how to detach your... I can’t even type it without thinking OMG.😲