Where is Shavixmer when you need him:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6540-sleepwalking-woman-had-sex-with-strangers.html

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem. On one occasion, her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in the sex act

How lame.

In situations like this it's preferable the old fashion I don't love you
anymore or the I am searching for myself crap.

Shav would love it, though.

"honey, it's not what it looks like. I can explain, see, I was walking in my sleep and..."

Originally posted by wormwood
"honey, it's not what it looks like. I can explain, see, I was walking in my sleep and..."

Originally posted by sonhouse
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6540-sleepwalking-woman-had-sex-with-strangers.html

Originally posted by c99ux
Probably not getting it from where she should have been getting it from...

I remember one time my now ex-girlfriend walked in and found me in bed with my previous ex-girlfriend. She believed me when I said that I thought it was actually her that I was shagging, and how could there have been 2 of them? Even though the previous ex- had melons like you wouldn' ...[text shortened]... o bites on her front (or was it her back? Anyway, not much difference, slapper that she was)...