Don't lick dressing off your fingers at the salad bar when you are handling the same implements I am going to be using to make my salad. This is flu season, after all.
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Originally posted by Kewpie For those of you who don't have "whinge" in your vocabulary, just leave out the G.
i wuz out kinda late last night,
licking my fingers during a salad binge...
i think i got a dose of the salmonella,
cuz i'm feeling just a lil bit unwhinged...
i wuz out kinda late last night,
licking my fingers during a salad binge... i think i got a dose of the salmonella,
cuz i'm feeling just a lil bit unwhinged...
"... licking my fingers"
... wicked, weinny pissa. (meant to say, pizza)
. < see what the right index digit did there...
. < there's another one.
. < stop!