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why is it that whenever you see cave men in the movies, etc., they are always white...why are there no chinese cavemen, nigerian cavemen, somoan women cavemen...what is going on here ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
why is it that whenever you see cave men in the movies, etc., they are always white...why are there no chinese cavemen, nigerian cavemen, somoan women cavemen...what is going on here ?...
lol, brilliant spin-off thread

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Originally posted by reinfeld
why is it that whenever you see cave men in the movies, etc., they are always white...why are there no chinese cavemen, nigerian cavemen, somoan women cavemen...what is going on here ?...
That's because China, Nigeria, and Somoa did not exist then.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
why is it that whenever you see cave men in the movies, etc., they are always white...why are there no chinese cavemen, nigerian cavemen, somoan women cavemen...what is going on here ?...
"Cavemen" are generally Neandertals, who were only in Europe I believe.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
lol, brilliant spin-off thread
mine was a spin-off of his

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Originally posted by kirksey957
That's because China, Nigeria, and Somoa did not exist then.
The world was a happier place, before the devil made the white man.

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...the devil is red...why did he make a white guy ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...the devil is red...why did he make a white guy ?...
I do not know the mind of the almighty.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
That's because China, Nigeria, and Somoa did not exist then.
so one day a white man had squinted eyes and black hair and he started his own race? then a white man moved to africa, and it was very hot, got a tan and made the black race?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
so one day a white man had squinted eyes and black hair and he started his own race? then a white man moved to africa, and it was very hot, got a tan and made the black race?
No, black men went to Europe and evolved lighter pigmentation (helps the body make Vitamin D in limited sunlight) etc. Black men also went to Asia and developed "squinty eyes" (protects against dust) etc.

All this time, there was some interbreeding between them all, though it was limited due to travel difficulties.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
so one day a white man had squinted eyes and black hair and he started his own race? then a white man moved to africa, and it was very hot, got a tan and made the black race?
Naw, I'm just sayin those countries didn't exist then.


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Why does he ask you, "How?"
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When did he first say, "Ugh!"
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Originally posted by kirksey957
Naw, I'm just sayin those countries didn't exist then.
Nor did America.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Naw, I'm just sayin those countries didn't exist then.
maybe it was evolution, and the people who moved to different areas evolved different depending on the place they lived

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All this time, there was some interbreeding between them all, though it was limited due to travel difficulties.
Not anymore. . .Soon we will be in majority a light chocolate, black and white finally laid to rest in the library.

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