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Originally posted by rwingett
You people are all truly pathetic. How many thousands of people are on this site and not one of you could come up with a worthy rebuttal to by anti British polemic. Many of you alluded to Britain not having proper conditions condusive to winter sports, but no one did the obvious thing by checking how the British did at the last summer Olympics. This would h ...[text shortened]... o, it seems that Great Britain sucks because their people are all stoooopid.

Ha! Take that.
I can't believe I, as an Irish man, had to defend the UK from a cruel and unusual phillipic against their sporting prowess.

I shall now have to over compensate by shouting out a barage of insults during the upcoming rugby international.

You see what you have reduced me to, Rwing?

(Ok, I might have done it anyway, as it's traditional, but now I have a pretext! Cheers, mate!)

P.S. The counter-argument that the Winter Olympics are bloody awful still stands up pretty well. There's not much snow in Ireland, but if there were, we'd probably just make a snowman and go to the pub, anyway. That's got to be better than cross-country skiing...

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Originally posted by Varg
You obviously didn't see the Norwegian team 😛
Will graceously withdraw if you post a link to jpegs of their summer training sessions at a nudist Norwegian beach.

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Originally posted by dottewell
What can I get on Chinese Taipei?
Egg noodles or fried rice presumably.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I didn't say football was peculiarly English. I just said we reserved our efforts for real sports, like football.

By saying this I have virtually ensured that America will knock England out of this summer's World Cup, and I will have to shoulder the blame...
One could only hope, That would be quite a story.

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Originally posted by rwingett
So far in the Olympics:

Germany: 18 medals, population 82.2 million, 1 medal per 4.5 million people
Norway: 16 medals, population 4.5 million, 1 medal per 281,000 people
Austria: 10 medals, population 8.2 million, 1 medal per 820,000 people
Switzerland: 8 medals, population 7.4 million, 1 medal per 925,000 people
Italy: 7 medals, population 57.3 mill ...[text shortened]... or something. Are we to conclude that the British suck? That conclusion seems inescapable.
If it was water sports instead of winter sports I bet you a half crown to a gimp suit that the UK would be right up there.

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Who cares anyway?
For once we are competing in sports where we aren't expected to win (by fans and media) and anything, even a silver medal, is cause for celebration.
Even if we lose we are congratulated for being "plucky Brits".
Much the same treatment Ireland gets for football in fact.

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Originally posted by demonseed
If it was water sports instead of winter sports I bet you a half crown to a gimp suit that the UK would be right up there.
Now you've done it.

I give it five minutes before an Australian posts "the ratio of Australian Olympic gold medals in swimming to adult Australians is approximately 1:1", or similar...

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Originally posted by veager
GB has a good Curling team. no wait ... There all Scottish.

nvm
LOL. That's good to know.

I actually love watching curling. I can't watch an entire game but I can watch a few ends and enjoy myself just fine (double entendre intended).

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Originally posted by dottewell
What odds can I get on Chinese Taipei?
Taiwan is big on baseball, as are Japan and Korea. The Taiwanese are perpetual powerhouses in the Little League championships. There are more and more Asian players making it into the Big Leagues all the time now. But I have no idea how their team in the WBC is.

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Originally posted by T1000
Whilst cricket originated in England (as - very generally speaking - did modern football), I don't agree that it is particularly English. Ashes victory last Summer notwithstanding, it's nowhere near the most popular sport in England. In Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh (combined population: 1.4 billion) it's by a long distance the most popular sport, ...[text shortened]... collapsed, the worldwide game would no doubt take a hit, but would continue largely as it is.
But when people think of cricket, they think of England. The game is linked to England, both in origin and in spirit. Baseball plays a similar role in the American psyche. In both cases the game has grown beyond it's original borders but they each still bear the indelible stamp of their origins.

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Originally posted by demonseed
If it was water sports instead of winter sports I bet you a half crown to a gimp suit that the UK would be right up there.
I guess the lesson of Dunkirk has not worn off.

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Originally posted by eamondo
what about all of the other countries with mild climates?
what about kenya? brazil? etheopia? ireland?
winter olympics is only for brass monkeys

what about your own kingdom, khybermongolia then?
all you are good for is beach volleyball wearing your awful salted yakskin thongs!
Read the rest of the thread before you start chiming in, you piker.

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Originally posted by Varg
Who the hell requests Stairway to Heaven?
The CD must cost only £5 or so.
Well Led Zeppelin was probably bigger in the States than in GB, so millions of people still request it. Go to any record store in America and you won't find LZ in the "sort and find" barrel like you would Boy George, George Michael, or any of the "Hair Bands" of the 80s. Age has a lot to do with it too. How old are you?...if you're 12, I can understand why you question "Stairway to Heaven"....when you get 25-40, and get tired of the Rap and techno crap they call "music" these days, you'll remember our chat......😉

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Well Led Zeppelin was probably bigger in the States than in GB, so millions of people still request it. Go to any record store in America and you won't find LZ in the "sort and find" barrel like you would Boy George, George Michael, or any of the "Hair Bands" of the 80s. Age has a lot to do with it too. How old are you?...if you're 12, I can under ...[text shortened]... he Rap and techno crap they call "music" these days, you'll remember our chat......😉
Hey, I like Stairway to Heaven.
I have the CD.
That's what I do when I want to listen to a record, not request it on some radio show.

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Originally posted by Varg
Hey, I like Stairway to Heaven.
I have the CD.
That's what I do when I want to listen to a record, not request it on some radio show.
OK, I understand....but not everybody has a CD player their car, home, office, etc.....and, some people actually listen to the radio here in the U.S. 😵