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Why does Great Britain suck?

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In fairness, A-ha fairly kick @rse, it has to be said Slim. I'll give 'em that one.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
They have stupider taste in sport than the rest of the world, with the US a close second.

To clarify, American football is far stupider than rest-of-world football, but the degree to which many Brits take their football obsessions can only be compared to the degree to which OCD sufferers take their dusting hobby.
This is a stupid comment on the face of it. It's comparing apples and oranges. What you *mean* to say is: American soccer is far stupider than rest-of-the-world football.

But that would be a far harder comment to prove/disprove.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
They have stupider taste in sport than the rest of the world, with the US a close second.

To clarify, American football is far stupider than rest-of-world football, but the degree to which many Brits take their football obsessions can only be compared to the degree to which OCD sufferers take their dusting hobby.
Really? So what's your small-minded opinion on the likes of Italian and Spanish football supporters?

Try telling some of the core Barcelona supporters that the British are more fanatical about their football than them.

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Might i just add here:

[b]Genoa CFC!

Forza Vecchio Grifone!!!

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GB has a good Curling team. no wait ... There all Scottish.

nvm

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The Scots shouldn't complain about that too much. Get a state, then you can have a curling team, if that's any incentive for you.

At present being discussed in debates:

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=38615&page=1

Not one English or Welshman on the teams that I've seen, men or women. The other day one of the two Scottish comentators mistakenly called the team 'Scotland'. Bless.

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Yes. The whole country should hang its head because our biathaletes can't cut it.

The reason we are rubbish at winter sports is that the vast majority of us don't care about them. And (skiing and hockey excepted) we are right.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Really? So what's your small-minded opinion on the likes of Italian and Spanish football supporters?

Try telling some of the core Barcelona supporters that the British are more fanatical about their football than them.
I wasn't comparing Spanish and British football supporters. The Spanish may well be more obsessive; I'm only noting a trend I have noticed, namely that British football supporters tend to be more fanatical than supporters of American football (the ire I've received for that post is anecdotal evidence of this).

I also stated a mere opinion, as a non-follower of any sport, that fanatical following of a sport or support of a team is a little bit silly.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
rwingett: "Quit your pathetic sniveling and whining. ... Stop using your poor quality of snow as an excuse for your complete inadequacy." That was addressed at Ragnorak, who is Irish.
I have no interest in what Ragnorak is. Such matters are not worthy of my consideration. Since he so vigorously defended the less than great British, I thought he might be one. But I assume the quality of snow in Ireland is much the same as in England. So is the quality of whining, apparently.

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Originally posted by sjeg
*Points and laughs*

You should stick to what you're good at- groups made up of one beardo weirdo and one coiffeured weirdo writing great popsongs with girls (blonde and brunette) with nice bums singing them, in English too. Scandy folk? Now that'sjust depressing. But also rather amusing. Hee hee.
If I knew what you were talking about I'd give you a scathing rebuttal. But since I can make neither heads nor tails of it, I have not much to say.

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Originally posted by sjeg
By the by, I just came back from Estonia, and with just over a million people, and three golds, they'd be up the top of the table. No mountains in Estonia, either, hardly a hill, even, but lots of snow. That's why they win the cross country skiing.

However, have you ever sat down to watch cross country skiing? People waggling their bums going up hill at 2 km ...[text shortened]... ugby, for example, then we can talk.

(And like Rag, I'm not British, so don't start).
I left out the former Iron Curtain countries from my consideration. I felt there would be enough difference to make for a misleading comparison.

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You people are all truly pathetic. How many thousands of people are on this site and not one of you could come up with a worthy rebuttal to by anti British polemic. Many of you alluded to Britain not having proper conditions condusive to winter sports, but no one did the obvious thing by checking how the British did at the last summer Olympics. This would have given you some hard facts to bash me over the head with. But nooooooo...I have to do all your work for you.

It so happens that Britain won 30 medals at the 2004 Athens Olympics. That's less than 2 million people per medal. Not too shabby. So I will withdraw my claim that Great Britain sucks because it has poor athletes. No, it seems that Great Britain sucks because their people are all stoooopid.

Ha! Take that.

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Originally posted by rwingett
You people are all truly pathetic. How many thousands of people are on this site and not one of you could come up with a worthy rebuttal to by anti British polemic. Many of you alluded to Britain not having proper conditions condusive to winter sports, but no one did the obvious thing by checking how the British did at the last summer Olympics. This would h ...[text shortened]... o, it seems that Great Britain sucks because their people are all stoooopid.

Ha! Take that.
I think the rest of us took it for granted that Britain has an excellent record in real sports.

Your question was why do we suck at winter sports, and I gave you the answer - because winter sports are a joke, and we don't waste our time.

I realise as an American you take your joke sports very seriously ("American football", rounders, etc.) but we just put that down to your abject lack of a sense of humour. We're far too polite to point it out.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Because they eliminated the power of the monarchs. In the days of Good King George III, England was the greatest nation in the world.
I think you're close, but on the wrong side. GB sucks because they still have a monarchy. Also they can't speak or write English; they build twee, old-fashioned little houses; they make the world's worst TV shows and movies; they dress like tramps; they have a massive collective drinking problem; and their public transport systems, ahlthough the most expensive in the world, are among the worst.

Oh sorry, I meant 'we', not 'they'.

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Originally posted by sjeg
But by the by, Estonia: population 1 million. Gold medals: 3.

That's one more than Norway. One more than Sweden. Three more than Finland. three more than Denmark.

What was the population of those Scandinavian countries again? Hmm.

So I think the question might well be, why are the Scandies so bl00dy mediocre or even disgracefully bad at the disciplines ...[text shortened]... evere, and consider the most important in the world? That's pretty sad, if you think about it.
im pretty sure norway topped the medal table last time, and they have 15ish this year (but only 1 gold) which isn't that bad looking at some other countries.