Originally posted by Ice ColdOk, a few flaws...let's see:
A friend of mine emailed me this:
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can w ...[text shortened]... istmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
"You can be President." - This may not be true after 2008.
BTW - Hilary's a bitch.
"Same work, more pay." - Yeah still true, but it almost seems like that glass ceiling is disappearing, come on men, don't let them catch up....
"People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them." - They do if you rub your nipples while you talk to them.
"One mood all the time." - Two actually, 1.Good (Happy) and 2."Damnit woman, stop being so moody" (Still happy, just slightly annoyed)
"If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend." - Not if the place they forget to invite you is a strip club.
"One wallet and one color for all seasons." - I disagree, you need at least 1 wallet and 1 money clip. I like to have plenty of things to hold my money.
Feel free to disagree, but prepare to be verbally dominated if you do.