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Making mine before Autumn, 2013. Suggestions?


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Will

Making mine before Autumn, 2013. Suggestions?[/b]
Leave everything to me.

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I am doing an inventory of all his assets.
That's why.


Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I am doing an inventory of all his assets.
That's why.
Your list include (on and off the web) assests and liabilities?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Will

Making mine before Autumn, 2013. Suggestions?[/b]
Consider the various powers of attorney you may want to assign and also whether you want an advance medical directive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_of_attorney
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_health_care_directive

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your list include (on and off the web) assests and liabilities?
Bob, I seriously hope that you will leave me assets,




not bills.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Bob, I seriously hope that you will leave me assets,




not bills.
assets - small pieces of ass.


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Privileged information due to litigation. Details withheld but Christmas Week a nasty rumor began floating around on several other popular sites. Unidentified Perpetrators apparently claimed yours truly isn't a retired widower but, rather, a wealthy widow in ill health whose family members are clamoring for dominant consideration. One close chess friend has also been served papers for the summer hearing. This side action happened when his wife inadvertently leaked information to a big mouthed neighbor concerning their sizable share (and the fact that two immediate family members would receive $1.00 Only to satisfy legal requirements). It's a royal mess. That's why we're waiting until autumn to make the will. Let's hope the hearing goes well.


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He's making a will before the banks foreclose,
They'll examine all from his hair to his toes.
Nothing in the valuation will be left to chance,
time for the relatives to do a merry dance.

Be careful now Bob just who can you trust?
The executor may turn your words to dust.
Memories of you spread near and far,
Who gets that ring? Who gets that car?

But seriously Bob, why don't you stick around?
It'll be years we hope before you're in the ground.
I hope when you go it won't be a mess.
I hope you make it to your permanent address.

I'm not strong on religion, not strong on God.
Not sure if he's true or maybe a fraud.
One thing I know it's good to see you here.
I hope you keep on posting for many a long year.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
assets - small pieces of ass.
wouldn't that be... assettes?

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You're just jealous 'cos I'm talented.



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