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"The problem with people is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

-author unknown


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Originally posted by mwmiller
"The problem with people is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

-author unknown


Feel free to add one you found and want to share!
One great thing about stupid people is it can make you feel so much better about yourself!

Unless of course you fall into previously mentioned group. 😉

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Originally posted by mwmiller
"The problem with people is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

-author unknown


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"The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off." -M. Pancoast


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" Before I had children I was the picture, now I'm the frame" Nigella Lawson, the chef said this on a tv interview one day and wished I'd said it first, it's so true.

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I wish I started this thread...

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If you put two half-cups of water together, you will have one cup of water.
This does not work with "half-wits".

---mwmiller

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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

~M.C. Carpenter~

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

~M.C. Carpenter~
Reporter to W.C. Fields: "How do you like children Mr. Fields?"
W.C. Fields to Reporter: "Fried".

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"Walk left hand side of road...safe. Walk right hand side of road...safe.
Walk down middle of road....get squished like grape!"

~Mr. Miyagi~

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
"Walk left hand side of road...safe. Walk right hand side of road...safe.
Walk down middle of road....get squished like grape!"

~Mr. Miyagi~
Middle of the road. Yes. That's the perfect way,squished or not.

I have had a full "middle of the road experience" for about 4kms into the heart of a city with a population of 1million+ during morning peak hour. Right down the middle of highway.

Didn't get squashed or arrested.

"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom"

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"I wish I started this thread..."

~greenpawn34

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"I wish I started this thread..."

~greenpawn34
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

~The Captain to Luke~

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

~The Captain to Luke~
You spelled "Heeeeyahhh" wrong.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You spelled "Heeeeyahhh" wrong.
It wasn't a phonetic translation for yankees.

Wut weee have heeeeyaaah, iz a failyah to communicate.