women and thermostats

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Nah, because the thermostat was his idea.

And that was because someone said to him, "close the damn door will ya. You born in a barn?"

Originally posted by Sahuaro
That's such a great idea! I set my thermostat to 77, but if I get too warm, I'll open the window. That gust of 108 degrees outside will really cool things off! 🙂

no lie there


hey, how'd you like the dust storm that blew thru here the other day?

I spent the morning washing my car so it wouldn't be filthy for the guy coming to tow it to the auto shop.

Originally posted by Suzianne
no lie there


hey, how'd you like the dust storm that blew thru here the other day?

I spent the morning washing my car so it wouldn't be filthy for the guy coming to tow it to the auto shop.

Did you remember to put the fabric softner sheets in the air vents?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Did you remember to put the fabric softner sheets in the air vents?

ummmmm, no.















(does that work?)

Originally posted by Suzianne
ummmmm, no.















(does that work?)

It acts as a filter and it keeps the dust from coating your fan coils.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
It acts as a filter and it keeps the dust from coating your fan coils.

nah, it's going to the shop because it decided it wasn't going to start a couple of days before the dust storm. It was just sitting there not being driven because I had to wait until payday to get it fixed. 🙁

Originally posted by Suzianne
nah, it's going to the shop because it decided it wasn't going to start a couple of days before the dust storm. It was just sitting there not being driven because I had to wait until payday to get it fixed. 🙁

When it wouldn't start did ya check to make sure there was gas in it first before you called the shop?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When it wouldn't start did ya check to make sure there was gas in it first before you called the shop?

*Cheech & Chong*

Did ya check the battery??

Nah man, did ya check the air in the tires?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When it wouldn't start did ya check to make sure there was gas in it first before you called the shop?

😠

Originally posted by shortcircuit
*Cheech & Chong*

Did ya check the battery??

Nah man, did ya check the air in the tires?

I'm pretty sure it is the starter, not the battery.

They're gonna hook it up to their diagnostic computer and it'll talk to the computer in the car and tell them exactly what is wrong. So in a few hours here I'll know for sure what it is and how much it'll cost.

Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm pretty sure it is the starter, not the battery.

They're gonna hook it up to their diagnostic computer and it'll talk to the computer in the car and tell them exactly what is wrong. So in a few hours here I'll know for sure what it is and how much it'll cost.

"Hello computer?"
"yeah, what do you want?"
"What is wrong with me?"
"Let me check. Oh, got it right here. Your thermostat isn't working and the air is low in your tires."

😉😀

Originally posted by shortcircuit
"Hello computer?"
"yeah, what do you want?"
"What is wrong with me?"
"Let me check. Oh, got it right here. Your thermostat isn't working and the air is low in your tires."

😉😀

You forgot:"That'll be $425.00. Will that be cash or credit card?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You forgot:"That'll be $425.00. Will that be cash or credit card?"

Nah, it was a smart computer. It uses direct debit.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Nah, it was a smart computer. It uses direct debit.

Hang on a "mo". There was no mention of her having an account or even having been to that particular shop. She may have just moved to the area.

Originally posted by skeeter
The old "spider in the cupboard" rouse simply doesn't cut it anymore GP, so keep to your strengths because when it comes to Women, you stink.

So do you, mate. You're particularly bad at imitating one.

Richard