Worst joke in history

Comes to you today from Rusty:

'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'


Tumbleweed....

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Comes to you today from Rusty:

'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'


Tumbleweed....

@very-rusty said
True Story....Are you going to feel some stupid when you find out it really happened!!! 😛 😉

Actually NOT A JOKE!!!

https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/cape-breton-man-not-nuts-over-near-purchase-at-sydney-river-nslc-361244/

Copy and paste that in your browser, actually happened in Sydney not Halifax!!! 😉

-VR

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.

You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.

"FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.

You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.

"FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Would never have happened in the UK.

😲

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Would never have happened in the UK.

😲

@very-rusty said
Oh yea reminds me, how is Brexit going there!!!! 😉

-VR

Worst joke in the world:


Patient (touching his finger to his shoulder): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient (touching his finger to his knee): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient (touching his finger to his jaw): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient (touching his finger to his belly): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient (touching his finger to his foot): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient (touching his finger to his elbow): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

Patient: Doctor, how can everything I touch hurt? What's wrong?

Doctor: You broke your finger.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you even know what Brexit is?

Reminds me of the pothead who burnt his ear.
He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.

@the-gravedigger said
Reminds me of the pothead who burnt his ear.
He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.

@moonbus said
Worst joke in the world:

@kegge said
Very Rusty

Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.

News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screws