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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    11 Oct '19 09:39
    Comes to you today from Rusty:

    'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'


    Tumbleweed....
  2. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 09:472 edits
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Comes to you today from Rusty:

    'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'


    Tumbleweed....
    True Story....Are you going to feel some stupid when you find out it really happened!!! 😛 😉

    Actually NOT A JOKE!!!

    https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/cape-breton-man-not-nuts-over-near-purchase-at-sydney-river-nslc-361244/

    Copy and paste that in your browser, actually happened in Sydney not Halifax!!! 😉

    -VR
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    11 Oct '19 10:041 edit
    @very-rusty said
    True Story....Are you going to feel some stupid when you find out it really happened!!! 😛 😉

    Actually NOT A JOKE!!!

    https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/cape-breton-man-not-nuts-over-near-purchase-at-sydney-river-nslc-361244/

    Copy and paste that in your browser, actually happened in Sydney not Halifax!!! 😉

    -VR
    So, your original claim that it occurred in Halifax was a falsehood and not a true story at all?

    You also claimed it contained 'nuts and bolts' when in actuality it contained 'nuts and a washer.' (Which, of course, is far more believable).

    🙄
  4. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 10:21
    @Ghost-of-a-Duke

    I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.

    You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.

    "FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛

    -VR
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    11 Oct '19 10:23
    @very-rusty said
    @Ghost-of-a-Duke

    I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.

    You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.

    "FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛

    -VR
    Would never have happened in the UK.

    😲
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    11 Oct '19 10:331 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Would never have happened in the UK.

    😲
    Never is a long time!!! 😛

    UK is far from being perfect goad, you of all people should know that as you live there!!!

    Have they legalized it yet?

    -VR
  7. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 12:09
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Would never have happened in the UK.

    😲
    Oh yea reminds me, how is Brexit going there!!!! 😉

    -VR
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    11 Oct '19 13:06
    @very-rusty said
    Oh yea reminds me, how is Brexit going there!!!! 😉

    -VR
    Do you even know what Brexit is?
  9. Subscribermoonbus
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    11 Oct '19 14:53
    Worst joke in the world:


    Patient (touching his finger to his shoulder): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient (touching his finger to his knee): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient (touching his finger to his jaw): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient (touching his finger to his belly): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient (touching his finger to his foot): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient (touching his finger to his elbow): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

    Doctor (observing): Hmmm.

    Patient: Doctor, how can everything I touch hurt? What's wrong?

    Doctor: You broke your finger.
  10. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 15:16
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Do you even know what Brexit is?
    Why not explain it to me since you're such an expert on the subject! 😉

    -VR
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    11 Oct '19 15:16
    Reminds me of the pothead who burnt his ear.
    He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.
  12. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 15:45
    @the-gravedigger said
    Reminds me of the pothead who burnt his ear.
    He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.
    I find it difficult to imagine a pothead doing any ironing! 😉

    -VR
  13. SubscriberKegge
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    11 Oct '19 19:00
    @moonbus said
    Worst joke in the world:
    Very Rusty
  14. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
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    11 Oct '19 19:07
    @kegge said
    Very Rusty
    NO...Kegge!! 😛

    -VR
  15. Subscribercoquette
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    11 Oct '19 21:36
    Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.

    News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screws
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