Comes to you today from Rusty:
'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'
Tumbleweed....
@ghost-of-a-duke saidTrue Story....Are you going to feel some stupid when you find out it really happened!!! 😛 😉
Comes to you today from Rusty:
'A guy went into the liquor store to buy some weed which can be bought legally here in Canada. The weed had been replaced by nuts and bolts. The guy said if he had gotten it home without it being opened in the store, they would have told him he was nuts.'
Tumbleweed....
Actually NOT A JOKE!!!
https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/cape-breton-man-not-nuts-over-near-purchase-at-sydney-river-nslc-361244/
Copy and paste that in your browser, actually happened in Sydney not Halifax!!! 😉
-VR
@very-rusty saidSo, your original claim that it occurred in Halifax was a falsehood and not a true story at all?
True Story....Are you going to feel some stupid when you find out it really happened!!! 😛 😉
Actually NOT A JOKE!!!
https://www.thechronicleherald.ca/news/provincial/cape-breton-man-not-nuts-over-near-purchase-at-sydney-river-nslc-361244/
Copy and paste that in your browser, actually happened in Sydney not Halifax!!! 😉
-VR
You also claimed it contained 'nuts and bolts' when in actuality it contained 'nuts and a washer.' (Which, of course, is far more believable).
🙄
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.
You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.
"FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛
-VR
@very-rusty saidWould never have happened in the UK.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I did error in the place and did correct it that it was Sydney not Halifax, but indeed the story did happen in Nova Scotia.
You should be embarrassed by not believing the story. Doesn't matter if it happened in Halifax, Sydney or where it actually took place.
"FACT IT HAPPENED" Hard to believe but accurate!!! 😛
-VR
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidNever is a long time!!! 😛
Would never have happened in the UK.
😲
UK is far from being perfect goad, you of all people should know that as you live there!!!
Have they legalized it yet?
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidOh yea reminds me, how is Brexit going there!!!! 😉
Would never have happened in the UK.
😲
-VR
@very-rusty saidDo you even know what Brexit is?
Oh yea reminds me, how is Brexit going there!!!! 😉
-VR
Worst joke in the world:
Patient (touching his finger to his shoulder): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient (touching his finger to his knee): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient (touching his finger to his jaw): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient (touching his finger to his belly): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient (touching his finger to his foot): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient (touching his finger to his elbow): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor (observing): Hmmm.
Patient: Doctor, how can everything I touch hurt? What's wrong?
Doctor: You broke your finger.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidWhy not explain it to me since you're such an expert on the subject! 😉
Do you even know what Brexit is?
-VR
@the-gravedigger saidI find it difficult to imagine a pothead doing any ironing! 😉
Reminds me of the pothead who burnt his ear.
He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.
-VR
