Worst joke in history

LoL

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack.

@anderssen said
LoL

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack.

actually funny
I told it to my daughter just now
she laughed

what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
cuatro cinco

A Ferengi, a Klingon, and a Vulcan walk into a Las Vegas weed dispensary at 2:30 am on a Saturday night in the last week of September.

While waiting in line to purchase their ganja, the Ferengi say "A day spent without making profit is a wasted day."

The Klingon grunts scornfully, and growls in a menacing baritone, "A day spent without battle is a wasted day."

The Ferengi turns to the Vulcan. "What do you say?"

The Vulcan considers for a moment, arches an eyebrow, and says in a measured voice, "Logically it is most profitable to avoid violence whenever possible."

The Ferengi and Klingon purse their brows and nod thoughtfully. "I think I'll get an eighth of the OG Kush," says the latter. "It sounds like a warrior's strain."


Hey? Hey???
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and just how does a telemarketer propose?

he gives her a ring...

what do you call a midget with a 40 pound ball?

half nut

What do you call your midget girlfriend?

Daddy's little girl

@lemondrop said
what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
cuatro cinco

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?