Worst joke in history

@leur said
Bad jokes I really love 'em
Bad jokes I can't get enough of 'em

From the movie "A Prairie Home Companion"

science tells us that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who remark upon it

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer,
and I don't know what he laced them with,
but I've been tripping all day

every time i hear “Big Pharma” i just imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling at a large farmer

stolen from the internet
hidden in a septic tank
these words will make me rich
you can take that to the bank


I won't tell you my pizza joke - Too cheesy
Jokes about sushi - Sounds fishy
The rubber band joke - A stretch
That oven insult - A true burn.
A joke about clocks - About time!
A paper joke - How tearable
Coffee joke didn't make it here - It got mugged

@rookie54 said
stolen from the internet
hidden in a septic tank
these words will make me rich
you can take that to the bank


I won't tell you my pizza joke - Too cheesy
Jokes about sushi - Sounds fishy
The rubber band joke - A stretch
That oven insult - A true burn.
A joke about clocks - About time!
A paper joke - How tearable
Coffee joke didn't make it here - It got mugged

@indonesia-phil said
I went to a zoo the other day which only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That joke sir is too good for this thread.

dwayne "the rock" johnson, muttering under his breath
"dammit, ANOTHER one"
as he throws broken scissors in the bin

@rookie54 said
dwayne "the rock" johnson, muttering under his breath
"dammit, ANOTHER one"
as he throws broken scissors in the bin

The Los Angeles Dodgers

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you even know what Brexit is?

@huckleberryhound said
Is there anyone in Britain that does?