Elves
Made in the 70's or 80's, starring Dan Haggerty.
Plot: Evil neo nazi elves running around Southern California searching for a virgin with which to restart their race...
Best scene: Dan, while racing to rescure of virgin pulls bomb from beneath dashboard and places it carefully on seat next to him. Then jumps out of the car. We were a little mystified by this as the bomb was not connected to the car at all.....
Originally posted by seraphimvultureNice. I like the X-Files as a show but movie was kinda stupid. Didn't live up to normal X-file standards at all. 😴
I won't even go there. Worst movie ever to me is The Punisher, with Travolta. I absolutely felt horrible after watching it. Up there is also Little Nicky and Kids, and maybe Bio-Dome.
We've been over this before, Pirhana II and that's that.
A review from imdb:
This movie is certainly in the top 10 worst I have ever seen. It was so bad that I had pretty much forgotten about it until I saw it listed on the "Worst Ever" list on here. An utter and complete waste of film. The only worse movies I have ever had the misfortune of viewing had to be the asinine "Lost Highway" and the ridiculous "Pearl Harbour". At least Pearl Harbour starred Kate Beckinsale. Pirahna II: The Spawning has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
The plot is ridiculous, the acting is worse and even as a child I remember telling everyone I knew what tripe this movie was. As A child, I laughed about it for weeks. As an adult I just wince at the memories.
However, you may enjoy it if you like really bad movies. Unfortunately, it isn't so bad it's funny... It's so bad you want to kick your TV in after wasting your time watching it. Stay away. FAR away.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082910/
Originally posted by StarrmanWill do...I tend to stay away from Pirhana stuff anyway, I heard they eat losers so I've been told to stay away from them. 😴
We've been over this before, Pirhana II and that's that.
A review from imdb:
This movie is certainly in the top 10 worst I have ever seen. It was so bad that I had pretty much forgotten about it until I saw it listed on the "Worst Ever" list on here. An utter and complete waste of film. The only worse movies I have ever had the misfortune of viewi ...[text shortened]... fter wasting your time watching it. Stay away. FAR away.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082910/
I'm sorry, but "The Clones of Bruce Lee"(starring Bruce Le, Dragon Lee, Bruce Lai and Bruce Thai) supercedes all other movies ever in terms of atrocities committed to celluloid. Not content with having one of the worst plots ever and abysmal acting from a set of jokers, this film is one of a plethora of poor efforts that diminish the good name of Bruce Lee.
Having said that, Oceans Twelve was absolutely awful. Not content with being a completely boring effort, this film overdoses on the attempt to be "cool", with no success
Originally posted by geniusI think you mean "Slam Dunk Ernest" - awful series of films. There are no more films made now, because Ernest had his funeral
reefer madness-a classic cult comedy (because it is so bad) telling people of the dangers of cannabis.
and all the "earnest" films. earnest goes to school, earnest plays basketball etc. i cringed whilst watching them when i was younger.
any horror movie.