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Pulp Fiction, A wasted couple of hours and money in the cinema that could have been used in the pub for beer instead.

The big brawl, Jacky Chan takes on a fat ming the merciless lookalike worsed MA film ever.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Unhelpful HOGWASH!
Your typical reply so replete with solid answers.

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The Black Hole.
Disney.
Big budget.
Outer space.
Robots that talked like cowboys and had six-shooters.
Things floating in "zero G" were supported by clearly-visible wires. (Big budget)
Plotless, except the black hole was religious or something.
Sentence fragment.
Is all this "movie" gets.

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Battlefield Earth. Sitting through that trainwreck of a film was equivalent to getting hit over the head with a sledgehammer for an hour and forty-five minutes. There was not one single, solitary redeeming quality posessed by this film. Not one.

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Originally posted by Natural Science
Battlefield Earth. Sitting through that trainwreck of a film was equivalent to getting hit over the head with a sledgehammer for an hour and forty-five minutes. There was not one single, solitary redeeming quality posessed by this film. Not one.
if i remember correctly, it actually won a prize for being so bad...

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Originally posted by Natural Science
Weekend at Bernie's II...... for those who thought that one movie about a dead guy getting his nuts racked into by hard objects wasn't enough.
Yeah, that is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. Coming back from a ski resort the bus guide put it on the bus' internal TV. I sat right in front of the TV so there was no way to escape... Oh the horror!!!

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Originally posted by genius
if i remember correctly, it actually won a prize for being so bad...
Indeed: http://www.thestinkers.com/worstever.html

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Hollywood should be a safe bet.


I nominate Independence Day (1996).

And The Day After Tomorrow (2004, same writer & director).


Re: second choice. I had never before observed frost chasing people.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Hollywood should be a safe bet.


I nominate [b]Independence Day (1996).

And The Day After Tomorrow (2004, same writer & director).[/b]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'll submit the Chuck Norris chunker _Lone Wolf McQuade_. Saw it on TV one evening and had to see it all just to see how bad it could get.

For an absolutely soporific SF piece, _The Mysterious Two_ is the worst I've seen.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Hollywood should be a safe bet.


I nominate [b]Independence Day (1996).

And The Day After Tomorrow (2004, same writer & director).


Re: second choice. I had never before observed frost chasing people.[/b]
I have to go with this this one too. The only thing that would have redeemed it would have been if someone had actually said "It's a crazy plan but it just might work" possibly followed by a pleading female voice going "come back chuck!"

Day after tomorrow just isn't in the same league of stupidity as Independence Day though. Still a very, very silly movie but somebody did think to have teeny weeny yellow taxis being blasted out of the way of the incoming sea in the aerial shots of the city which was cute.

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The very worst movie I have ever seen (or not seen... I could not finish it, it was so bad) was the biggest piece of refuse I have ever seen Anthony Hopkins in... "Titus"... adapted from "Titus Andronicus" by Shakespeare.

The problem is that I actually have the DVD of this movie and can't bring myself to throw it out... so I end up putting it in now and then to try to make sense of it, and it just spoils the taste of my popcorn 😞

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Originally posted by Suzianne
The very worst movie I have ever seen (or not seen... I could not finish it, it was so bad) was the biggest piece of refuse I have ever seen Anthony Hopkins in... "Titus"... adapted from "Titus Andronicus" by Shakespeare.

The problem is that I actually have the DVD of this movie and can't bring myself to throw it out... so I end up putting it in now and then to try to make sense of it, and it just spoils the taste of my popcorn 😞
So, you hate it so much you bought the DVD?

How wise.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
So, you hate it so much you bought the DVD?

How wise.
lol... no, it was deceptive advertising... hehe... I saw the DVD and bought it thinking it looked good, and I love Anthony Hopkins... but even he couldn't save this one...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
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I nominate Independence Day (1996).

And The Day After Tomorrow (2004, same writer & director).
Definitely two that should be in the top ten!

I think 'Lost in Translation' is a contender - I walked out late in the movie and only regretted not having done so sooner.

For those with a longer time horizon, 'The Immigrants' and 'The Color Purple' (that's 'colour' for English speakers) were really abysmal and also nearly endless. Part of 'The Immigrants' may have been good, however, as I slept through at least 90 minutes of it. 😛

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