yo mama jokes

yo mama so fat that it took my a train and 2 buses to get on her good side

Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

This thread is just loaded with potential.

She's once, twice, three times a lady.

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants

yo mama so poor when i threw a cigarette butt on the ground she sang:
"clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Yo mamma so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 AA batteries up her butt and said i got the power!

yo mama so fat spain claimed her for the new world

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama so poor when i asked her, "where's the bathroom" she said, "next tree to the right"

yo mama so fat when she saw a schoolbus full of white people she said hey stop that twinkie!

yo mama so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat outside people yell "TAXI!"

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
yo mama so fat when she saw a schoolbus full of white people she said hey stop that twinkie!

yo mama so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat outside people yell "TAXI!"

yo mama so fat she used the interstate as a slip 'n' slide

yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

yo mama so cheap she cant even pay attention

yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody

yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale she said i want my weight not my phone number

Your mamma's so fat, when she tripped and broke her leg, mash potatoes and gravy came out.

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
yo mama so fat when she saw a schoolbus full of white people she said hey stop that twinkie!

yo mama so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat outside people yell "TAXI!"

Originally posted by kellsy
When Pinoybaptist was born the doctors put the baby in the bin and his mama raised the afterbirth

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
kellsy's mama so fat when god said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move