yo mama jokes

Originally posted by kellsy
My mum died not long ago

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
well there you go

Originally posted by kellsy
What ever turns you on

your mama is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.

your mama is so fat she walked out infront of me while i was driving and i tried to swerve and miss but i run out of petrol

Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps.

Yo mama so old the fire department is on stand by when they light her birthday cake.

Your mama is so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company

Your mama is so stupid she got run over by a parked car.

yo mama so stupid when i told her that it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon

yo mama's teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter

yo mama so old she was gang bangin with the hebrews

go away

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles.

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what was she doing and she said moving

yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at sea world

Yo momma's so dumb she thought that doggy style was sex with the family pet.

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yo mama so old her social security number is 1

Yo mama is so stupid she stopped at some traffic lights and thought it was a disco.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yo mama is so stupid she stopped at some traffic lights and thought it was a disco.