18 Apr 08
Originally posted by yo its merecipe for employment happiness.
If only playing chess was a job for me like it is for you SS!
1. find job (any job will do)
2. kiss boss' arse like it was your first born
3. learn everything there is to know about your job
4. screw your co-workers over so they get canned
5. make yourself indespensible
6. hide all the training manuals
7. volunteeer to train all new employee's
8. do half arsed job training them
9. when boss complains they can't do anything right, tell him/her that you have tried to train them, but they just don't deem to grasp the concept
10. slowly, over the next few months, spend more and more time "supervising" your co workers from a computer station.
11. finally blow off all pretenses of work, and just play chess. Only stop when there is an emergancy that only you know how to fix (this is were those hidden training manuals will come in handy), and complain that you are "the only one around here that knows what the hell is going on".
12, rinse and repeat