You Just Can't Do It!

Originally posted by pawnfondler
3 posts in a row ice??
I may be mistaken but I believe thats an early sign of insanity, or extreme boredom.
I dunno which ones worse.

Ice is insane, as are all of us...

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Ice is insane, as are all of us...

He just got a fresh can of freon is all. 😉

Originally posted by shortcircuit
He just got a fresh can of freon is all. 😉

Righteous!!

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Righteous!!

Oh damn....I think I just hurt myself.:'(

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Oh damn....I think I just hurt myself.:'(

That's because you are old. Gotta take it easy on them old bones.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Ice is insane, as are all of us...

I used to think I was nuts, but after joining this site, I think I am normal. 😕

Originally posted by Frank Burns
That's because you are old. Gotta take it easy on them old bones.

Nah, I tried to whistle "Hell's Bells".

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I used to think I was nuts, but after joining this site, I think I am normal. 😕

You are normally nuts? 😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I used to think I was nuts, but after joining this site, I think I am normal. 😕

You are a normal member of this communiity...

Originally posted by shortcircuit
You are normally nuts? 😕

No, I meant my nuts were normal. 😀

Originally posted by Ice Cold
No, I meant my nuts were normal. 😀

It is said that you have three of them.

That's normal?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
No, I meant my nuts were normal. 😀

But, you have no nuts, so how is that normal? 😕

Originally posted by Frank Burns
It is said that you have three of them.

That's normal?

I would have to ask my wife, it's been years since I was able to see them. 😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I would have to ask my wife, it's been years since I was able to see them. 😕

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
Some quick romancing
And then a shower
Stage door johnnies always surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit
I need some rest

I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it
I'm tired

I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They always coming and going
Going and coming
And always too soon
Right girls?

I'm tired,
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
God dammit I'm exhausted

Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired

[Soldiers:]
She's tired (She's tired)
Sick and tired of love (Give her a break)
She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake)
From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick)
Tired (She's bushed)
Tired of being admired (Let her alone)
Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone)
She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)

I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelly
And jump on your belly
And bust your ballon
Aye!

Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a freakin' shame
I'm so...
Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput!

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I would have to ask my wife, it's been years since I was able to see them. 😕

Didn't AC/DC write a song about them? "Hells Balls"?