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You like apples?



"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have

an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." (GB Shaw) Hey, you got any good ideas?




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You like apples?



"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have

an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." (GB Shaw) Hey, you got any good ideas?




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George Bernard Shaw: The Father of File Sharing

Loo-loo-loo I got some apples.
Loo-loo-loo you got some too.

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'Special Sale All Week Long'



* Apples... buy one, get one free.

* Good Ideas... never a charge.

* Other Ideas... two cents each.




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post alerted for asking people to bite youπŸ˜•

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It's only one thing worse that to find a worm in your apple.
That is to find half a worm...

(Just an idea...)

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You like apples?



"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have

an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." (GB Shaw) Hey, you got any good ideas?




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Eve shared her apple with Adam.We know where that led.

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Originally posted by jb70
Eve shared her apple with Adam.We know where that led.
Apples are Evil!

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Originally posted by jb70
Eve shared her apple with Adam.We know where that led.
I thought Eve plucked the forbidden fruit and ate it herself
and that's what's all the fuss was about.

If she had shared it with Adam then perhaps......

Not too sure if she did or not share.

I've not read the bible.
It was written by people who thought the Earth was flat.

(Hmmm....maybe it was flat until Eve ate the apple).

I'm probably going to get spanked into the Religious Forum now.
Damn! I hate it when that happens.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
I thought Eve plucked the forbidden fruit and ate it herself
and that's what's all the fuss was about.

If she had shared it with Adam then perhaps......

Not too sure if she did or not share.

I've not read the bible.
It was written by people who thought the Earth was flat.

(Hmmm....maybe it was flat until Eve ate the apple).

I'm probably going to get spanked into the Religious Forum now.
Damn! I hate it when that happens.
ofcourse she didnt share. "god" created us humans as the selfish basterds we are today!πŸ˜€

I think the earth was flat untill Moses (or something?) spread the water. then god was like, wtf, how can the water be sideways? and he called it gravity, then he decided it would be more logical to make the earth round.
After that Eve ate the apple that the evil queen had poisoned. Then there was the flood with noach on his boat.
Then, when things dryd up, there was something with nails and a cross and some other dude with long hairs.
Not sure thats about what i understood from itπŸ˜€

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Originally posted by zozozozo
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I think the earth was flat untill Moses (or something?)
Ya "or something". It was Columbus who discovered the earth wasn't flat...remember how everyone else said no it's flat and Chris said no it'sa round.....oh wait that was a Bugs Bunny cartoon.....sorry.



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Originally posted by greenpawn34
I thought Eve plucked the forbidden fruit and ate it herself
and that's what's all the fuss was about.

If she had shared it with Adam then perhaps......

Not too sure if she did or not share.

I've not read the bible.
It was written by people who thought the Earth was flat.

(Hmmm....maybe it was flat until Eve ate the apple).

I'm probably going to get spanked into the Religious Forum now.
Damn! I hate it when that happens.
Isha (woman and after the forbidden fruit incident changed to Eve or mother) was deceived. Adam chose to eat by of an act of his volition.

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Why did the stupid woman not deny it?

When God appeared shouting the odds about one apple
missing from his precious apple tree (like big deal).

She could have blamed it on one of the monkeys.

And how did he know an apple was missing anyway.

Did he count the apples on the tree before he left?

I don't remember hearing about that bit.

"And God counted the apples and saw there was 28..."

Right I'm off to Religious Forum to ask questions.

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Have you noticed in there they like to put sentences between lines.
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Never got what that is all about.

Is it to make their statements stronger.

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"This is the unbending word of the Lord."
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or does it represent the Blinkers they all seem to wear?

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Why did the stupid woman not deny it?

When God appeared shouting the odds about one apple
missing from his precious apple tree (like big deal).

She could have blamed it on one of the monkeys.

And how did he know an apple was missing anyway.

Did he count the apples on the tree before he left?

I don't remember hearing about that bit.

"An ...[text shortened]...
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or does it represent the Blinkers they all seem to wear?
Simple answer: His omniscience. Complicated answer: not 28 but (you guessed it) 64. Good luck

in the RF. For yours truly, life's too short for contentious ramblings and philosophical speculation.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Simple answer: His omniscience. Complicated answer: not 28 but (you guessed it) 64. Good luck

in the RF. For yours truly, life's too short for contentious ramblings and philosophical speculation.
"life's too short for contentious ramblings and philosophical speculation."

Very true - I don't go near the place.
I peeked in once.

"out of here," I said to myself - "this lot are about as cheerful as a funeral. "
No fun to be had there at all.

(Eve should have made apple pie and given a God a slice.
Then what would he do? What could he do?)

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