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How do you stop babies crying?

How do you stop babies crying?

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Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.

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Tell the baby about the TOS.

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Teething? Colic? hungry? poopie diaper? There could be several reasons for constant crying.

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
Teething? Colic? hungry? poopie diaper? There could be several reasons for constant crying.
What about a baby muzzle or what is it called?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tell the baby about the TOS.
The baby is at least 20 years from understanding the TOS.

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If my baby never cried, I'd be very worried...

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
place baby in microwave, turn on high power for twenty minutes, wait until baby is crispy around edges, garnish and serve

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Originally posted by Jie
What about a baby muzzle or what is it called?
You mean a passifier or a dummy?

If a baby is constantly crying while being hugged, if they are fed, clean and not hurt- then there is a problem. The baby might need medical attension, massage from tension or cranial osteopathy after a tramatic birth. A sign of meningitis is crying.

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This is a clever little invention which prevents babies crying. I used it on my own kids and it never did them any harm.
http://tinyurl.com/5d2ngg

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Originally posted by duecer
place baby in microwave, turn on high power for twenty minutes, wait until baby is crispy around edges, garnish and serve
Best suggestion so far.

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A few drops of whisky in the baby's bottle apparently worked on me and my siblings.

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying? My friend has this baby that cries and cries and cries.
Is the baby at the wrong temperature? Too hot or too cold will result in an upset lil un. Also too hot can bring on cot death.

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Step 1: Place baby in car seat

Step 2: Go for a drive in car

Step 3: Repeat over and over "I will use birth control next time. I will use birth control next time."

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Originally posted by Jie
Tell me how to stop a cry-baby or is it a baby crying?
Stop reading the forums should help you quite quickly.

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Duck tape. 😉