Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)
Here's my first attempt:
There once was a girl named coquette whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.
Originally posted by Kewpie Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)
Here's my first attempt:
There once was a girl named coquette
whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.
There once was a man called Hinds
Who to all reason was blind
He was such a clod
Believing in god
And never using his mind
😏
Originally posted by wolfgang59 There once was a man called Hinds
Who to all reason was blind
He was such a clod
Believing in god
And never using his mind
😏
I could improve on that first line:
... there once was a man RJHinds ...
Originally posted by wolfgang59 There once was a man called Hinds
Who to all reason was blind
He was such a clod
Believing in god
And never using his mind
😏
There once was a man wolfgang59
who did not like RJHinds
we all know why
just wish he would die
along with the rest of his kind
i got a buddy named duecer,
for christmas he got a juicer,
he kept drinking that goop,
it threw hiz bowels inna loop,
and hiz stool got looser and looser...
Originally posted by Kewpie Rules:
1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)
Here's my first attempt:
There once was a girl named [b]coquette whose musical taste was motet
very little could find
of harmonious kind
so she started a thread for a bet.[/b]
I'm really rusty on limericks Kewpie. Perhaps you can help me refine this one:
There once was a simpleton named VR
Who ate peanut butter from a jar
But his dog wouldn't come
When he showed him his bum
And declared that a good lick would go far.