A Thread Dedicated to Zeeblebot

Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:I don't want ANY spam!
Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress:Urgghh!
Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!
Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:I don't like spam!
Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:(Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

holy shmoly, you're fast! how'd you do that so quick?

i guess you've never been to hawaii.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Food_for_the_snow_bound.jpg

lame.

you ought to get a cool avatar like wormwood's.

subscribe me!

I have to confess:
I giggled at the vikings... I could just imagine their voices!
It was like, a Monty Python skit playing out in my mind.

























IN MY MIND!
















Jesus, where's the coffee.

what does 'subscribe' mean in finnish? it sounds nasty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Zee

he'd be cute if he was a girl.

By Neptune's circlet, you speak the truth!

I can't remember many of the scenes from Galactica 1980, apart from Barry Van Dyke going into various cheap-looking offices and conveniently avoiding the need for special effects by rendering everything invisible with a Remington shaver.

was that the same as battlestar galactica?

'sup amaurote, still on the job? ur avatar hasn't changed ...

No, it was the even cheaper follow-up set on Earth with a really crappy time travel storyline. You haven't missed anything important, and I doubt they'll be re-imagining it with improved special effects and Tricia Helfer any time soon.

Originally posted by Amaurote
No, it was the even cheaper follow-up set on Earth with a really crappy time travel storyline. You haven't missed anything important, and I doubt they'll be re-imagining it with improved special effects and Tricia Helfer any time soon.

Originally posted by demonseed
Man:You sit here, dear.
Wife:All right.
Man:Morning!
Waitress:Morning!
Man:Well, what've you got?
Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: ...[text shortened]... y spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!