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I just got arrested

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I was sitting here surfing and minding my own business. Then someone rang my doorbell. Some guy was there and asked me if I owned a big black cat with a black collar. I said yes, he then told me he hit it and it had died. I feel badly becuse he was a good cat. The stranger then offered to compensate me for my loss monitarily. I agreed , he gave me a $100 bill and left.
A short time later I was arrested by the sheriff's dept.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I was sitting here surfing and minding my own business. Then someone rang my doorbell. Some guy was there and asked me if I owned a big black cat with a black collar. I said yes, he then told me he hit it and it had died. I feel badly becuse he was a good cat. The stranger then offered to compensate me for my loss monitarily. I agreed , he gave me a $100 bill and left.
A short time later I was arrested by the sheriffs dept.
How could you be here if you got arrested? 😕

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
How could you be here if you got arrested? 😕
It's questions like that that ruin a joke. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
It's questions like that that ruin a joke. 😞
But that wasn't funny

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
But that wasn't funny
Maybe you asked the wrong question. 😕

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Wanted:
Good comedic straightman. Apply within:
Thread 80865

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Wanted:
Good comedic straightman. Apply within:
[b]Thread 80865
[/b]
Why were you arrested?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I was sitting here surfing and minding my own business. Then someone rang my doorbell. Some guy was there and asked me if I owned a big black cat with a black collar. I said yes, he then told me he hit it and it had died. I feel badly becuse he was a good cat. The stranger then offered to compensate me for my loss monitarily. I agreed , he gave me a $100 bill and left.
A short time later I was arrested by the sheriff's dept.
Gee Ice Cold, why were you arrested?!?

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Why were you arrested?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Gee Ice Cold, why were you arrested?!?

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I forgot it now. 🙁

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I forgot it now. 🙁
As it turned out, it wasn't your cat at all? Yours had already died nine times before.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I forgot it now. 🙁
It's the way ya tellem.

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that ice cold humour, laugh i nearly did

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USA USA USA!

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Why were you arrested?
For accepting money for some kind of pussy....cat?.....😲