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Originally posted by XanthosNZThe mere fact that he expresses his superiority to every other human exemplifies the reality of your ignorance. Xanthos, you're a dork, but I pray you find Jesus some day. ANd, by the way, science will never explain away God, but the Bible has proven itself time and time again. Archaeology has dug up words right out of the Bible. No one will ever disprove the good book, least of all you, Xanthos. You are blind, and you are not intelligent. Intelligence is often found to be a difficult term. What is intelligence? Sometimes, I think the dumbest people with the biggest hearts out feel me even though I have two four year degrees and nearly a Masters of Arts in English LIterature.
Well it all comes down to who has a sense of humour and who doesn't. Powershaker lacked a funny bone and at least half a brain when I first met him. He pontificated in threads about his rating and how he was so great. I have a great respect for those who wish to improve their chess ability. Most of the players here are like that. That's probably why most o my wit, my insight or my intellect.
I hate you all.
One time this little girl when up to her Daddy and asked, "Was JESUS a shepherd and a lamb?" The man had to think awhile, then responded (he was a pastor), "Yes, honey, he was both."
Originally posted by RagnorakThe rapture. When millions of Christians disappear in the "twinkling of an eye." It says in the Bible two women will be grinding at the mill, one will go and one will stay. Two men will be in a field. One will go and one will stay. The Rapture of the saints in Christ who hold that their savior is Jesus Christ, the SOn of GOd.
You believe in the rapture index?
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Originally posted by powershakerThis stuff belongs in the Spirituality forum, where we can discuss whether the Bible predicts a reversion to pre-industrial milling by hand before the so-called rapture.
The rapture. When millions of Christians disappear in the "twinkling of an eye." It says in the Bible two women will be grinding at the mill, one will go and one will stay. Two men will be in a field. One will go and one will stay. The Rapture of the saints in Christ who hold that their savior is Jesus Christ, the SOn of GOd.
Originally posted by WulebgrYeah, that's true. But, I'm not carrying on a long conversation about Jesus. But, I think Jesus belongs anywhere anytime. God knows the world needs His Way of Life. Amen!
This stuff belongs in the Spirituality forum, where we can discuss whether the Bible predicts a reversion to pre-industrial milling by hand before the so-called rapture.
Originally posted by powershakerI just said the truth.
Go ahead, Ravello. Stick your nose a little farther and deeper of up Xanthos rear end. BAHAHAHAHAHHA!
You tell Xanthos he's not intelligent while you proclaim yourself as an intelligent guy and still you believe in every word the Bible says.
Go ahead powershaker. Stick your little nose a little farther and deeper up god's rear end.
Originally posted by RavelloAt least gods arse doesn't stink!
I just said the truth.
You tell Xanthos he's not intelligent while you proclaim yourself as an intelligent guy and still you believe in every word the Bible says.
Go ahead powershaker. Stick your little nose a little farther and deeper up god's rear end.
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Originally posted by powershakerIf Jesus were in the chess forum, he would tell the truth about his rating. He would not expound upon Hal Lindsey's misguided readings of texts irrelevant to chess.
Yeah, that's true. But, I'm not carrying on a long conversation about Jesus. But, I think Jesus belongs anywhere anytime. God knows the world needs His Way of Life. Amen!
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Originally posted by powershakerSpeaking of ignorance,here are some pearls of yours in these forums:
The mere fact that he expresses his superiority to every other human exemplifies the reality of your ignorance.
"I have decided never to use analyze board again after I did it that once.I don't want to cheat."
"It's difficult - if not even impossible - to be gay and play chess well."
"Rating is just a measurement of strength in the game. But, I think ratings are hocuspocus if you has me!"
"I had the game won. I was at one time a pawn up, and then I made this STUPID rook lift!"
"I would love it if Michael Adams won the World Chess Championship. why? Because, he's my cousin."
"Religion is definitely not applicable to Christianity and a belief in Jesus Christ. I can prove it. Everyone might drive a car and have different cars, getting in and out of them. But, how many people driving their car have Jesus in their heart?"
"I can say that I have not confronted someone using a machine yet. I've had that happen only once on gameknot.com and the kid finally resigned. I saw this very deep combination, and he played right through it."
"One day I had beaten Chessmaster 3000 on its highest level. In those years, the program was rated at a strong master. It even prints out a certificate if you beat it."
"IQ has nothing to do with chess ability.As evidence, Rubenstein was a great chess player, but a complete idiot savante!"
"Chess, beer and life DOES NOT mix. It destroys a generally good person's life!"
"One thing I have discovered is that you absolutely have to think to play good chess."
"I no longer play the Dragon,I still think it's a fun opening to learn when you're just starting out."
"Forget opening theory until you get to a 2000 rating strength."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they play chess. If the lady is hoarding her Queen a lot, it means she's very uptown girl. But, if she's always trying to maintain her pawn structure, she's protecting her children."
"I'm stronger than my RHP rating. I've proved it to myself and everyone around me in my real life."
"My mother says I'm too obsessed with chess."
There are a lot more gems,I just clicked random pages of posts and I must admit I had some good laughs,thanks shaker.