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    25 Apr '11 20:46
    Originally posted by nimzo5
    Hmm, I have been to the Royal Oak- the bartender laughed at me when she heard my American accent... not sure why, not exactly an off the beat and path pub.

    anywho...

    Robbie- if you end up anything like me, you will learn to love endgames. It is a necessity since at some point probably 90% of your games will be decided that way.
    i dont have either the patience nor the inclination Nimzo, i have tried, i can guarantee
    you that if i have a good position come the end, against any decent player, i will lose it.
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    25 Apr '11 21:43
    If your opponent sends an in game message like this:
    "Silly humanoid, you are hopelessly lost, you are behind 2.87pts."
    You might be up against an engine.
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    25 Apr '11 21:44
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    If your opponent sends an in game message like this:
    "Silly humanoid, you are hopelessly lost, you are behind 2.87pts."
    You might be up against an engine.
    Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!
  4. Standard membervivify
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    26 Apr '11 01:45
    if your idea of hot girl on girl action is black queen capturing white queen....you might be a chess engine
  5. Standard memberAgerg
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    26 Apr '11 03:34
    If you get the response:

    01110011011101000111010101110000011010010110010000100000011100000110111101110111011001010111001000100000011100110111010101110010011001110110010100100001 >;[

    you might be playing an engine.
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    27 Apr '11 03:30
    Originally posted by hintjul
    Skeeter, your pathetic man/woman, whatever ever you are, maybe a bit of both. You are the lowest form of a human forum poster known to my intellectual mind.
    i'd say this post would've been worth at least 3 extra rec's with correct grammar.
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    27 Apr '11 03:39
    Originally posted by vivify
    if your idea of hot girl on girl action is black queen capturing white queen....you might be a chess engine
    why is the black queen capturing the white queen? racist bastard 😵

    btw has anyone ever tried a chess pronographic theme? you might be on to something there...
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    27 Apr '11 11:06
    Originally posted by trev33
    why is the black queen capturing the white queen? racist bastard 😵

    btw has anyone ever tried a chess pronographic theme? you might be on to something there...
    Rule 34 of The Internet: If it exists, there is porn of it.
  9. Standard memberwormwood
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    27 Apr '11 12:37
    Originally posted by EinZweiDrei
    Rule 34 of The Internet: If it exists, there is porn of it.
    yeah, there's a porn chess game where 3d pieces have sex. don't remember the name though.
  10. Standard memberthaughbaer
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    27 Apr '11 13:29
    Originally posted by wormwood
    yeah, there's a porn chess game where 3d pieces have sex. don't remember the name though.
    That'll be me. But the wife says I should spend more time setting up the pieces and stop playing blitz.
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    27 Apr '11 14:03
    Originally posted by thaughbaer
    That'll be me. But the wife says I should spend more time setting up the pieces and stop playing blitz.
    Don't even think about going for a smothered mate.
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    27 Apr '11 16:26
    Originally posted by wormwood
    yeah, there's a porn chess game where 3d pieces have sex. don't remember the name though.
    History Of The World, Part I.

    It's good to be the king.

    Richard
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    27 Apr '11 16:45
    Originally posted by vivify
    How can you tell if the person you're playing against is using a chess engine, verses actually playing themselves? What's the difference between how a really good human player plays and a computer? Also, how long would it take for you to tell that your opponent's using an engine?
    Well, it used to be rumoured that whenever you played a player from the top twenty, you were almost sure to be playing an engine... but then some players who made such remarks (and who shall remain nameless, but they know who they are) got into the top spot, and now we're not allowed to spread such rumours any more. Or even joke about them. It's a bit like a super-injunction.

    Me, I think that the more someone high up makes such accusations, the more likely they are to be true... about that player himself.

    Richard
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    27 Apr '11 20:19
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Well, it used to be rumoured that whenever you played a player from the top twenty, you were almost sure to be playing an engine... but then some players who made such remarks (and who shall remain nameless, but they know who they are) got into the top spot, and now we're not allowed to spread such rumours any more. Or even joke about them. It's a bit l ...[text shortened]... such accusations, the more likely they are to be true... about that player himself.

    Richard
    sassy!
  15. SubscriberPaul Leggett
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    27 Apr '11 21:04
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Well, it used to be rumoured that whenever you played a player from the top twenty, you were almost sure to be playing an engine... but then some players who made such remarks (and who shall remain nameless, but they know who they are) got into the top spot, and now we're not allowed to spread such rumours any more. Or even joke about them. It's a bit l ...[text shortened]... such accusations, the more likely they are to be true... about that player himself.

    Richard
    That rumor started when someone was spelunking on an island off the coast of Scotland, and found a chess board in a cave.

    The pieces on the board were what are now called the "Isle of Lewis Chessmen", and they were set up in a position that is now recognized as the main line of the Colle System.

    It was insisted by a certain well-known Scottish chess player, writer, musician and pub enthusiast that none of this could have been the work of human hands, and that is where the "engine use" theory came about.
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