1. Standard memberAlcra
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    18 Mar '05 11:31
    OK, here is a new one.

    Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?
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    18 Mar '05 16:111 edit
    Originally posted by Alcra
    OK, here is a new one.

    Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?
    Perhaps they are duelling to win the lady....

    Edit: and the man in question knows he forgot to load his gun...
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    18 Mar '05 19:14
    Originally posted by kw72uk
    Perhaps they are duelling to win the lady....

    Edit: and the man in question knows he forgot to load his gun...
    Relatively few duels end in death, though... perhaps one man is a condemned vistor, another is a guard and the lady is the man's wife, visiting him for the last time. As it is there are loads of possible scenarios.
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    It's a man with aids who's having a sex change. 🙄🙄🙄
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    Scene: Israeli restaurant.
    Sweating palastinian stacked with plastic explosives. etc. 😕😳🙄
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    18 Mar '05 21:51
    Do both the men know the lady?
    Will the man die by his own hand?
    Will he die by another's hand?
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    18 Mar '05 22:32
    Romeo, Juliet and Paris?
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    19 Mar '05 15:24
    Originally posted by Alcra
    OK, here is a new one.

    Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?
    1 man is a Priest
    1 man is a groom
    Lady is the bride

    Groom is getting married.....
    Marriage = Death...

    =) (just kidding)
  9. Standard memberAlcra
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    20 Mar '05 07:32
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    Do both the men know the lady?
    Will the man die by his own hand?
    Will he die by another's hand?
    YES
    NO
    YES
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    20 Mar '05 09:09
    Do either the man or the woman kill the other man
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    20 Mar '05 20:53
    Originally posted by Alcra
    OK, here is a new one.

    Two men and a lady. The one man knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?
    Jealous husband storms into a hotel room with a .45 magnum and finds his suspicions to be true. His best friend is f-cking his wife. The best friend sees the gun and immediately goes limp and begins to wet himself knowing he's going to have his face blown off.

    Am I close?
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    20 Mar '05 22:19
    Originally posted by Alcra
    YES
    NO
    YES
    Two men (MNA and MNB) and a lady (LDY). The one man (MNA) knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?

    Both men know LDY. MNA will not die by his own hand, but will die by another's hand.

    Is this correct?
    Will MNB kill MNA?
    Will LDY kill MNA?
    Is sex involved?
    Are any two of the three related to each other?
    Were any of the three angry just before the scene?
    Were any of the three happy just before the scene?
    Is darvlay MNA and is that how he knows what happens?
  13. Standard memberAlcra
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    21 Mar '05 07:04
    Originally posted by D Ma G
    Do either the man or the woman kill the other man
    YES
  14. Standard memberAlcra
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    21 Mar '05 07:05
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Jealous husband storms into a hotel room with a .45 magnum and finds his suspicions to be true. His best friend is f-cking his wife. The best friend sees the gun and immediately goes limp and begins to wet himself knowing he's going to have his face blown off.

    Am I close?
    In the same way that butter is close to a swimming pool. (NO)
  15. Standard memberAlcra
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    21 Mar '05 07:06
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Two men (MNA and MNB) and a lady (LDY). The one man (MNA) knows he will die shortly. What is the scene?

    Both men know LDY. MNA will not die by his own hand, but will die by another's hand.

    Is this correct?
    Will MNB kill MNA?
    Will LDY kill MNA?
    Is sex involved?
    Are any two of the three related to each other?
    Were any of the three angry jus ...[text shortened]... of the three happy just before the scene?
    Is darvlay MNA and is that how he knows what happens?
    Is this correct? YES
    Will MNB kill MNA? MAYBE
    Will LDY kill MNA? MAYBE
    Is sex involved? NO
    Are any two of the three related to each other? EXPAND
    Were any of the three angry just before the scene? IRRELEVANT
    Were any of the three happy just before the scene? IRRELEVANT
    Is darvlay MNA and is that how he knows what happens? NO
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