The 20 foot room

Originally posted by AlpineXazax
One more(this is fun!)

Joe likes to go deer hunting. He owns a bright white horse named Floppy that he hunts with. Joe has terrible luck and can't even get near the deer, so Joe blames it on the horse's colour. Joe then buys a bucket of brown paint and paints Floppy brown to better hide him. Now Joe has even worse luck and cant even find the deer. Why is this?

Originally posted by SJ247
Deer have keen smellers...they smell the paint.

Originally posted by AlpineXazax
yes, and the deer are colour blind so it wouldnt make a difference if he paintede it or not

He's eating a big bowl of soup with 20 chickens' feet floating in it.

Originally posted by AlpineXazax
Sry, i sorta left this post to the dogs and didnt specify much, but the mirror answer was correct

here is another:

2 chess grandmasters play 8 games. Niether of them loses any of the games and there were no draws. How is this possible?

Notes to consider(If you cant get the answer here is a few hints):
-The games where all finnished/complete
-n ...[text shortened]... loss
-niether player has a tie
-what possible outcomes are there other then a tie and a loss?

Originally posted by scrumpymanjack
Stalemate?