Originally posted by Rajk999
What an clever loophole!
Give it a few more years .. say when youre like around 12 or so, you might see things differently.
OH! Oh, my God! This is so embarrassing. I can't believe... Oh, God... I
can't believe you saw through me like that. Yes! Yes, I'm six. You got
me real good there, friend. The pain! The indescribable humiliation! But
the total lack of sympathy you display when you take me down like that;
so bluntly.
Yet, I can't blame you, I suppose. Better to just get it in the open and
work from there, yes. Yes, sir. I suppose I should thank you for ending
this tormenting charade of mine. It was starting to tear on my nerves a
little, quite frankly.
Jesus! I need to... I need to be alone for a moment, 'k? I'm just gonna
step over in the corner here and be truly ashamed of myself. Please.
Please, don't look at me. Oh, God. I thought I could pass for twelve,
but you just caught me red-handed, didn't you? And I thought I looked
so old in my avatar. Will you STOP LOOKING AT ME!?
I'm also not a man. Well, obviously, given my age. I mean I'm also not
a boy, but a mouse. I hide whenever there's even the tiniest hint of
commotion or conflict. I'm gonna go hide now. I mean, I'm gonna turn
the other cheek now, not question or hypothesise on these matters
again. I'll try and be a real good Christian. Yes, sir, I will.
Thank you for setting me straight with those harsh and oh, so needed
words of candid. Thank you.