Calling All Aliens

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Damn, I should have thought of that.

😀

Originally posted by divegeester
😀

It looks like aliens have taken over this OP.

Originally posted by sonhouse
It looks like aliens have taken over this OP.

What do you call an overweight alien?

An extra cholesterol.

😞

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
What do you call an overweight alien?

An extra cholesterol.

😞

It appears that evolution has done nothing for your jokes. 🙂 🙂

My goodness.

Originally posted by chaney3
It appears that evolution has done nothing for your jokes. 🙂 🙂

My goodness.

Evolution gave you fingers to type that.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Evolution gave you fingers to type that.

... and the webbing.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
... and the webbing.

lol

Not to mention the third ear growing on his chin.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
lol

Not to mention the third ear growing on his chin.

You guys know that you're not funny......right?

Originally posted by chaney3
You guys know that you're not funny......right?

Sheesh, you three eared webbed fingered guys are so tetchy.

Originally posted by chaney3
You guys know that you're not funny......right?

I'm laughing ... and I'm half alien

Originally posted by karoly aczel
I'm laughing ... and I'm half alien

Is that like, alien on the left side and human on the right? Or is it alien on the bottom but human on the top? Or Vice Versa? How does that work? Do you have to sleep only on your right side? Does the alien half get you in trouble when you are at the store, telling you to steal that candy bar? We really need to know these things so we can be on the lookout for the symptoms. If you met another half alien and got married would some of your children then be ALL alien and some all human? Or would you breed true, half and half always? We need to know these things.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Is that like, alien on the left side and human on the right? Or is it alien on the bottom but human on the top? Or Vice Versa? How does that work? Do you have to sleep only on your right side? Does the alien half get you in trouble when you are at the store, telling you to steal that candy bar? We really need to know these things so we can be on the lookout ...[text shortened]... and some all human? Or would you breed true, half and half always? We need to know these things.

It means in the 'reincarnation scheme of things'. I've got Extra-terrestrial heritage 🙂

Apparently we all have