1. Standard membershavixmir
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    12 May '07 07:28
    Hey! You! Schmuck!
    Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

    We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
    Come on down from your holy little perch and show yourself to these miserable wretches! Come on! What are you scared off? Tosser.

    We’ve got Jesus memorabilia, glow in the dark virgins, praying carpets and caps… it’s a million, nay, a BILLION dollar industry dude…all for you. ESPECIALLY FOR YOU (to quote Kylie Mingue and Jason Donovan). We’ve got mass murders, genocides and torture…especially for you…. Come down and give these morons some proof of what and who you are!

    I’m calling you out, you no good piece of filth! Get down here and serve your punishment you vermin! You rat!
    SHOW YOURSELF!!!

    I fart in your general direction!
    I poo in the toilet of your face!
    I use your writings to wipe my arse!
    I piss on the grave of your being!

    Come on then! Let me have it! Let’s see the lightning, the thunder, the herds of locusts! LET IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO… SCUMBAG!
    You lousy, distorted anus of the truth!

    GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
    It’s time to have your arse whipped!
  2. SubscriberWajoma
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    12 May '07 07:343 edits
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Hey! You! Schmuck!
    Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

    We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
    Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

    GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
    It’s time to have your arse whipped!
    Oooops repost, nothing to see here move along.
  3. Standard membershavixmir
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    12 May '07 07:56
    Has he arrived yet?
  4. Standard membercadwah
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    12 May '07 09:49
    ROGER WATERS
    What God Wants, Part I

    What God wants God gets God help us all
    What God wants God gets
    The kid in the corner looked at the priest
    And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar
    The priest said
    God wants goodness
    God wants light
    God wants mayhem
    God wants a clean fight
    What God wants God gets
    Don't look so surprised
    It's only dogma
    The alien prophet cried
    The beetle and the springbok
    Took the bible from its hook
    The monkey in the corner
    Wrote the lesson in his book
    What God wants God gets God help us all
    God wants peace
    God wants war
    God wants famine
    God wants chain stories
    What God wants God gets
    God wants sedition
    God wants sex
    God wants freedom
    God wants semtex
    What God wants God gets
    Don't look so surprised
    I'm only joking
    The alien comic cried
    The jackass and hyena
    Took the feather from its book
    The monkey in the corner
    Wrote the joke down his book
    What God wants God gets
    God wants boarders
    God wants crack
    God wants rainfall
    God wants wetbacks
    What God wants God gets
    God wants voodoo
    God wants shrines
    God wants law
    God wants organised crime
    God wants crusade
    God wants jihad
    God wants good
    God wants bad
    What God wants God gets
  5. Standard membershavixmir
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    12 May '07 10:14
    Originally posted by cadwah
    ROGER WATERS
    What God Wants, Part I

    What God wants God gets God help us all
    What God wants God gets
    The kid in the corner looked at the priest
    And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar
    The priest said
    God wants goodness
    God wants light
    God wants mayhem
    God wants a clean fight
    What God wants God gets
    Don't look so surprised
    It's only dogma
    The ...[text shortened]...
    God wants crusade
    God wants jihad
    God wants good
    God wants bad
    What God wants God gets
    Is he here yet?
  6. Standard membercadwah
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    12 May '07 10:34
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Is he here yet?
    I don't think so, If he arrives send him my way, he still owes me £5 from the last time we played dice.
  7. Donationkirksey957
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    12 May '07 10:58
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Has he arrived yet?
    You're thinking like a fundamentalist.
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    12 May '07 13:24
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Hey! You! Schmuck!
    Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

    We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
    Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

    GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
    It’s time to have your arse whipped!
    You obviosly believe in God .. you're just angry at Him because your life is empty.
    Not His fault that you don't know how to live the gift He gave you.

    Stop your sniveling and go get your jammys on .. i'll read you a bedtime story.
  9. Felicific Forest
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    12 May '07 13:411 edit
    Originally posted by shavixmir

    SHOW YOURSELF!!!


    Has he arrived yet?
    Yes. We commemorate this event every year and call it Christmas.
  10. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    12 May '07 13:46
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    Hey! You! Schmuck!
    Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

    We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
    Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

    GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
    It’s time to have your arse whipped!
    Subwithoutanymorerecs-rec!
  11. Felicific Forest
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    12 May '07 13:52
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    .... Come down and give these morons some proof of what and who you are!
    [/b]
    http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PWG.HTM

    Mark, Chapter 14 : 58

    We heard him say, 'I will destroy this temple made with hands and within three days I will build another not made with hands.'"
  12. Standard membershavixmir
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    12 May '07 13:53
    Originally posted by ivanhoe
    Yes. We commemorate this event every year and call it Christmas.
    Yeah... so I read on some toilet paper; passed down stories, that some people think they saw what they believed was someone who could have been God.

    I've worked in an asylum, I've found plenty of people who think they're God. I've been to Jerusalem and met plenty of people with Jerusalem-syndrome (there is, or was at least, a special ward in the Jerusalem nut-house for people, mostly Westerners who look like John Lennon, who think they're the new messiah)... medication, which they didn't have in 1000 AD or whenever the hell Jesus was around, usually does the trick...

    No. The maybe son of God with a handful of helpful gays and a whore aren't the sort of proof I'm lookin' for here!

    SO GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO US!

    Why Ghengis? Why Hitler? Why are we the descendents of inbreeding?

    Get down here you swine! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!
  13. Felicific Forest
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    12 May '07 13:59
    Originally posted by shavixmir.What are you scared off? [/b]
    Matthew 26: 2

    "You know that in two days' time it will be Passover, and the Son of Man will be handed over to be crucified."

    http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PVZ.HTM
  14. Felicific Forest
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    12 May '07 14:032 edits
    Originally posted by shavixmir.

    GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
    It’s time to have your arse whipped
    [/b]
    http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PW0.HTM

    Matthew 27: 28-31

    They stripped off his clothes and threw a scarlet military cloak 16 about him.

    29 Weaving a crown out of thorns, 17 they placed it on his head, and a reed in his right hand. And kneeling before him, they mocked him, saying, "Hail, King of the Jews!"

    30 They spat upon him 18 and took the reed and kept striking him on the head.
  15. Felicific Forest
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    12 May '07 14:093 edits
    Originally posted by shavixmir

    Come on then! Let me have it! Let’s see the lightning, the thunder, the herds of locusts! LET IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO….[/b]
    50 30 But Jesus cried out again in a loud voice, and gave up his spirit.

    51 And behold, the veil of the sanctuary was torn in two from top to bottom. 31 The earth quaked, rocks were split,

    52 tombs were opened, and the bodies of many saints who had fallen asleep were raised.

    53 And coming forth from their tombs after his resurrection, they entered the holy city and appeared to many.

    54 32 The centurion and the men with him who were keeping watch over Jesus feared greatly when they saw the earthquake and all that was happening, and they said, "Truly, this was the Son of God!"



    http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PW0.HTM
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