Calling out God...

Hey! You! Schmuck!
Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Come on down from your holy little perch and show yourself to these miserable wretches! Come on! What are you scared off? Tosser.

We’ve got Jesus memorabilia, glow in the dark virgins, praying carpets and caps… it’s a million, nay, a BILLION dollar industry dude…all for you. ESPECIALLY FOR YOU (to quote Kylie Mingue and Jason Donovan). We’ve got mass murders, genocides and torture…especially for you…. Come down and give these morons some proof of what and who you are!

I’m calling you out, you no good piece of filth! Get down here and serve your punishment you vermin! You rat!
SHOW YOURSELF!!!

I fart in your general direction!
I poo in the toilet of your face!
I use your writings to wipe my arse!
I piss on the grave of your being!

Come on then! Let me have it! Let’s see the lightning, the thunder, the herds of locusts! LET IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO… SCUMBAG!
You lousy, distorted anus of the truth!

GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
It’s time to have your arse whipped!

Originally posted by shavixmir
Hey! You! Schmuck!
Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
It’s time to have your arse whipped!

Oooops repost, nothing to see here move along.

Has he arrived yet?

ROGER WATERS
What God Wants, Part I

What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
The kid in the corner looked at the priest
And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar
The priest said
God wants goodness
God wants light
God wants mayhem
God wants a clean fight
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
It's only dogma
The alien prophet cried
The beetle and the springbok
Took the bible from its hook
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the lesson in his book
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants peace
God wants war
God wants famine
God wants chain stories
What God wants God gets
God wants sedition
God wants sex
God wants freedom
God wants semtex
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
I'm only joking
The alien comic cried
The jackass and hyena
Took the feather from its book
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the joke down his book
What God wants God gets
God wants boarders
God wants crack
God wants rainfall
God wants wetbacks
What God wants God gets
God wants voodoo
God wants shrines
God wants law
God wants organised crime
God wants crusade
God wants jihad
God wants good
God wants bad
What God wants God gets

Originally posted by cadwah
ROGER WATERS
What God Wants, Part I

What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
The kid in the corner looked at the priest
And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar
The priest said
God wants goodness
God wants light
God wants mayhem
God wants a clean fight
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
It's only dogma
The ...[text shortened]...
God wants crusade
God wants jihad
God wants good
God wants bad
What God wants God gets

Is he here yet?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Is he here yet?

I don't think so, If he arrives send him my way, he still owes me £5 from the last time we played dice.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Has he arrived yet?

You're thinking like a fundamentalist.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Hey! You! Schmuck!
Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
It’s time to have your arse whipped!

You obviosly believe in God .. you're just angry at Him because your life is empty.
Not His fault that you don't know how to live the gift He gave you.

Stop your sniveling and go get your jammys on .. i'll read you a bedtime story.

Originally posted by shavixmir

SHOW YOURSELF!!!


Has he arrived yet?

Yes. We commemorate this event every year and call it Christmas.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Hey! You! Schmuck!
Come on then! You omnipotent waste of ink. Show yourself!

We’ve got churches, synagogues and mosques full of people willing to kill and die on your behalf; millions of them; billions of them… all praying to you, worshipping you, living their pathetic little lives for you…. SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Come on down from your holy little perch a ...[text shortened]... distorted anus of the truth!

GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
It’s time to have your arse whipped!

Subwithoutanymorerecs-rec!

Originally posted by shavixmir
.... Come down and give these morons some proof of what and who you are!
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http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PWG.HTM

Mark, Chapter 14 : 58

We heard him say, 'I will destroy this temple made with hands and within three days I will build another not made with hands.'"

Originally posted by ivanhoe
Yes. We commemorate this event every year and call it Christmas.

Yeah... so I read on some toilet paper; passed down stories, that some people think they saw what they believed was someone who could have been God.

I've worked in an asylum, I've found plenty of people who think they're God. I've been to Jerusalem and met plenty of people with Jerusalem-syndrome (there is, or was at least, a special ward in the Jerusalem nut-house for people, mostly Westerners who look like John Lennon, who think they're the new messiah)... medication, which they didn't have in 1000 AD or whenever the hell Jesus was around, usually does the trick...

No. The maybe son of God with a handful of helpful gays and a whore aren't the sort of proof I'm lookin' for here!

SO GET YOUR ARSE DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO US!

Why Ghengis? Why Hitler? Why are we the descendents of inbreeding?

Get down here you swine! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!

Originally posted by shavixmir.What are you scared off? [/b]

Matthew 26: 2

"You know that in two days' time it will be Passover, and the Son of Man will be handed over to be crucified."

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PVZ.HTM

Originally posted by shavixmir.

GET DOWN HERE! RIGHT NOW!
It’s time to have your arse whipped
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http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PW0.HTM

Matthew 27: 28-31

They stripped off his clothes and threw a scarlet military cloak 16 about him.

29 Weaving a crown out of thorns, 17 they placed it on his head, and a reed in his right hand. And kneeling before him, they mocked him, saying, "Hail, King of the Jews!"

30 They spat upon him 18 and took the reed and kept striking him on the head.

Originally posted by shavixmir

Come on then! Let me have it! Let’s see the lightning, the thunder, the herds of locusts! LET IT LOOSE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO….[/b]

50 30 But Jesus cried out again in a loud voice, and gave up his spirit.

51 And behold, the veil of the sanctuary was torn in two from top to bottom. 31 The earth quaked, rocks were split,

52 tombs were opened, and the bodies of many saints who had fallen asleep were raised.

53 And coming forth from their tombs after his resurrection, they entered the holy city and appeared to many.

54 32 The centurion and the men with him who were keeping watch over Jesus feared greatly when they saw the earthquake and all that was happening, and they said, "Truly, this was the Son of God!"



http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__PW0.HTM