Creation of God

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
How do you know he's not an incarnate God, like Jesus?

Has he claimed divinity? Does he exhibit any supernatural traits? Is he just a Hollywood cheese fest?

To be perfectly honest, I never entertained the idea; perhaps he's the god of roundhouse kicks and bad acting -- I'll concede as much.

Originally posted by Halitose
Does he exhibit any supernatural traits?

Yes - he snapped God into existence.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yes - he snapped God into existence.

Proof?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yes - he snapped God into existence.

Why would he do such a stupid thing? I thought he'd want the job for himself?

I suppose you think his whine turned mud into water?

And the very obvious question would be, who created Chuck Norris?

Originally posted by Halitose
Proof?

What do you mean, proof? You have no proof that Genesis is accurate. You have to have faith.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What do you mean, proof? You have no proof that Genesis is accurate. You have to have faith.

Strawman.😏

Originally posted by dj2becker

And the very obvious question would be, who created Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris has always existed.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Chuck Norris has always existed.

I think Adam will disagree with you.😞

Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?

We can always check your hypothesis by giving Chuck a shot of mercury... If he has always existed, then I suppose a spoon-full of potassium cyanide would give him lots of energy...

Originally posted by dj2becker
I think Adam will disagree with you.😞

Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?

It's not. However, it is no less credible.

Originally posted by dj2becker
Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?

I think that's precisely the point DrScribbles is making. Christianity is no more plausible than his proposed religion. Its followers will have to take it on faith. Yes?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
It's not. However, it is no less credible.

I think it would be far less credible if you fed Chuck a spoon-full of potassium cyanide...

We'll talk again after Chuck's funeral...:'(

Originally posted by stocken
I think that's precisely the point DrScribbles is making. Christianity is no more plausible than his proposed religion. Its followers will have to take it on faith. Yes?

I think he has missed the essence of Christianity.

Christianity is not a religion;
it is a life-style;
a relationship with Jesus Christ.

Originally posted by dj2becker
I think it would be far less credible if you fed Chuck a spoon-full of potassium cyanide...

We'll talk again after Chuck's funeral...:'(

Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

TheSkipper

Originally posted by TheSkipper
Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

TheSkipper

Only reason god exists is because he is one on Chucks list of "Creatures allowed to live"

Originally posted by TheSkipper
Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

TheSkipper

My God has a lot better things to do. Why don't you invite him? He won't resist the offer to stay in your heart, once you've cleaned it out for Him. 😏

When He's taken up lodging in your heart I bet you'll forget all about the poison contest. 😵