1. Standard memberHalitose
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    14 Feb '06 18:28
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    How do you know he's not an incarnate God, like Jesus?
    Has he claimed divinity? Does he exhibit any supernatural traits? Is he just a Hollywood cheese fest?

    To be perfectly honest, I never entertained the idea; perhaps he's the god of roundhouse kicks and bad acting -- I'll concede as much.
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    14 Feb '06 18:32
    Originally posted by Halitose
    Does he exhibit any supernatural traits?
    Yes - he snapped God into existence.
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    14 Feb '06 18:33
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Yes - he snapped God into existence.
    Proof?
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    14 Feb '06 18:351 edit
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Yes - he snapped God into existence.
    Why would he do such a stupid thing? I thought he'd want the job for himself?

    I suppose you think his whine turned mud into water?

    And the very obvious question would be, who created Chuck Norris?
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    14 Feb '06 18:36
    Originally posted by Halitose
    Proof?
    What do you mean, proof? You have no proof that Genesis is accurate. You have to have faith.
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    14 Feb '06 18:371 edit
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    What do you mean, proof? You have no proof that Genesis is accurate. You have to have faith.
    Strawman.😏
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    14 Feb '06 18:44
    Originally posted by dj2becker

    And the very obvious question would be, who created Chuck Norris?
    Chuck Norris has always existed.
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    14 Feb '06 18:462 edits
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Chuck Norris has always existed.
    I think Adam will disagree with you.😞

    Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?

    We can always check your hypothesis by giving Chuck a shot of mercury... If he has always existed, then I suppose a spoon-full of potassium cyanide would give him lots of energy...
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    14 Feb '06 18:48
    Originally posted by dj2becker
    I think Adam will disagree with you.😞

    Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?
    It's not. However, it is no less credible.
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    14 Feb '06 18:50
    Originally posted by dj2becker
    Anyway, why is this any more credible that me saying that God has always existed?
    I think that's precisely the point DrScribbles is making. Christianity is no more plausible than his proposed religion. Its followers will have to take it on faith. Yes?
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    14 Feb '06 18:53
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    It's not. However, it is no less credible.
    I think it would be far less credible if you fed Chuck a spoon-full of potassium cyanide...

    We'll talk again after Chuck's funeral...:'(
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    14 Feb '06 18:55
    Originally posted by stocken
    I think that's precisely the point DrScribbles is making. Christianity is no more plausible than his proposed religion. Its followers will have to take it on faith. Yes?
    I think he has missed the essence of Christianity.

    Christianity is not a religion;
    it is a life-style;
    a relationship with Jesus Christ.
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    14 Feb '06 19:11
    Originally posted by dj2becker
    I think it would be far less credible if you fed Chuck a spoon-full of potassium cyanide...

    We'll talk again after Chuck's funeral...:'(
    Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

    I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

    TheSkipper
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    14 Feb '06 19:16
    Originally posted by TheSkipper
    Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

    I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

    TheSkipper
    Only reason god exists is because he is one on Chucks list of "Creatures allowed to live"
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    14 Feb '06 19:301 edit
    Originally posted by TheSkipper
    Ok, let's get your God and my God (aka, Chuck) together for a grudge match. We will meet at say...Giants stadium and administer various poisons to our respective deities and see which one fares better.

    I hope you don’t have any trouble finding your God because the last I checked he does not make many appearances. Oh, and loquacious burning bushes don't count! 😉

    TheSkipper
    My God has a lot better things to do. Why don't you invite him? He won't resist the offer to stay in your heart, once you've cleaned it out for Him. 😏

    When He's taken up lodging in your heart I bet you'll forget all about the poison contest. 😵
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