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According to the bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Originally posted by Wibble Wobble
According to the bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The's a "religious jokes" thread for this type of claptrap.

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Originally posted by Halitose
The's a "religious jokes" thread for this type of claptrap.
Why is this claptrap?

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Originally posted by Halitose
The's a "religious jokes" thread for this type of claptrap.
Yeh im in it.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Why is this claptrap?
Are you kidding? You implying that Christianity is mere showbiz?

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Originally posted by Wibble Wobble
Yeh im in it.
K

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Originally posted by Halitose
Are you kidding? You implying that Christianity is mere showbiz?
Why do you ask if the Doctor is kidding? When was the last time you saw him seriously engage in a meaningful discussion?

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Originally posted by Halitose
Are you kidding? You implying that Christianity is mere showbiz?
I am being very serious. What distinguishes the nature of this creation account from that of the Genesis account? How can you dismiss this one out of hand, while being devoted to that one?

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Why do you ask if the Doctor is kidding? When was the last time you saw him seriously engage in a meaningful discussion?
It must've been during one of his "serious question" threads.

Edit: (Joke disclaimer)

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Why do you ask if the Doctor is kidding? When was the last time you saw him seriously engage in a meaningful discussion?
When was the last time you saw otherwise?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
When was the last time you saw otherwise?
About half an hour ago - in the "skeptics" thread.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
About half an hour ago - in the "skeptics" thread.
Everything I have contributed there has been serious and meaningful. Your presentation of the Galileo case deserves serious mockery, and I meant it.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I am being very serious. What distinguishes the nature of this creation account from that of the Genesis account? How can you dismiss this one out of hand, while being devoted to that one?
Because Chuck Norris is a normal human who couldn't even create swamp gas with the snap of his fingers. The idea is absurd. If, instead of Chuck Norris, we had "X", who snapped God into existence; then I would be asking for proof rather than ridiculing.

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Originally posted by Halitose
Because Chuck Norris is a normal human who couldn't even create swamp gas with the snap of his fingers.
How do you know he's not an incarnate God, like Jesus?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Everything I have contributed there has been serious and meaningful. Your presentation of the Galileo case deserves serious mockery, and I meant it.
Is "serious mockery" your idea of rational refutation?