1. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Quiz Master
    RHP Arms
    Joined
    09 Jun '07
    Moves
    48793
    24 Jan '15 19:16
    Originally posted by vivify
    Was Adam created with genitals?
    And if so why does God need genitals?
  2. Joined
    28 Aug '10
    Moves
    5920
    24 Jan '15 19:17
    Childbirth is painful because Eve disobeyed. Yes, Adam disobeyed too.
    Time was not invented until the Creation, so it didn't seem so long.
  3. Standard membervivify
    rain
    Joined
    08 Mar '11
    Moves
    12351
    24 Jan '15 19:191 edit
    Why did God invent time?
  4. Joined
    28 Aug '10
    Moves
    5920
    24 Jan '15 19:24
    I guess to keep everything from happening at once?

    I may have bitten off more than I can chew here.
  5. Standard membervivify
    rain
    Joined
    08 Mar '11
    Moves
    12351
    24 Jan '15 19:263 edits
    Instead of having Adam's children copulate with their siblings, why didn't God just make new women from Cain and Abel's ribs?
  6. Joined
    28 Aug '10
    Moves
    5920
    24 Jan '15 19:29
    I haven't thought it through that far.
  7. Standard membervivify
    rain
    Joined
    08 Mar '11
    Moves
    12351
    24 Jan '15 19:31
    A perfect creationist answer.
  8. Standard membervivify
    rain
    Joined
    08 Mar '11
    Moves
    12351
    24 Jan '15 19:42
    Last one: how did the anaconda, which lives in South America, get there after the ark landed on Mt. Ararat?
  9. Joined
    28 Aug '10
    Moves
    5920
    24 Jan '15 19:45
    Floated there on a tree.
  10. Joined
    28 Aug '10
    Moves
    5920
    24 Jan '15 20:01
    Q: Where did the races of man come from?
    A: Noah had a black son, a white son, and a Chinese son.
    Q : Does the Bible say that?
    A: No.
  11. Unknown Territories
    Joined
    05 Dec '05
    Moves
    20408
    24 Jan '15 21:06
    Originally posted by vivify
    Was Adam created with genitals?
    No.
    He used dirt.

    Although one could make a valid argument that some folks who frequent this forum act in a manner consistent with being made through the means of genitalia...
  12. Standard memberDeepThought
    Losing the Thread
    Quarantined World
    Joined
    27 Oct '04
    Moves
    87415
    24 Jan '15 21:391 edit
    Originally posted by vivify
    Why did God invent time?
    To give procrastination a purpose.
  13. Joined
    22 Sep '07
    Moves
    48406
    24 Jan '15 22:04
    Why did god create a serpent he KNEW was going mess with Adam and Eve, and then blame them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Standard memberDeepThought
    Losing the Thread
    Quarantined World
    Joined
    27 Oct '04
    Moves
    87415
    24 Jan '15 23:14
    Originally posted by vivify
    Instead of having Adam's children copulate with their siblings, why didn't God just make new women from Cain and Abel's ribs?
    Since you need about 100 individuals for a genetically viable population the Biblical story is at best incomplete. Which leads me to consider a paradox. They've committed the original sin and God has had them driven out of paradise, but despite this either produces new humans for Adam and Eve's children to breed with or protects them from the effects of inbreeding. Why?
  15. Joined
    30 Sep '12
    Moves
    731
    24 Jan '15 23:41
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    Since you need about 100 individuals for a genetically viable population the Biblical story is at best incomplete. Which leads me to consider a paradox. They've committed the original sin and God has had them driven out of paradise, but despite this either produces new humans for Adam and Eve's children to breed with or protects them from the effects of inbreeding. Why?
    Radio's "Bible Answer Man" Hank Hanegraaf says it about like this: Adam and Eve had perfect DNA. After the Fall, DNA remained pretty darned good for generations, and near-perfect DNA allows inbreeding of siblings without producing crummy offspring. DNA got worse from generation to generation, such that at some point the Lord outlawed incest.

    Don't shoot me; I'm just the messenger. 🙂
Back to Top

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.I Agree